[Bruno listens to all of this like a man who is receiving way too much information all at once. But! Hey! Someone thought of him and got him a thing!]

Well, thanks! Man, it's been years since I actually used shampoo - I usually just end up using the bar soap for everything.

[What's he gonna do, siphon out peoples' shampoo bottles? It's a lot easier to swipe shards of soap.]