week 1

[arsholes]

[Yesterday was, to say the least, an eventful time. 21 people waking up in an alarming kidnapping situation, tempers got heated, salt was thrown, the usual flavor of shenanigans.

Your Alchemist made his appearance, got into several arguments, scruffed a teen and nailed a god. All in all, a productive time! It doesn’t seem like he’ll be making any more public appearances this week but he did say to give him a call.

If you don't want to converse with the Alchemist, there's a whole tower to explore! Check out all the dusty nooks and crannies, read some smutty literature, try to build a death ray, take a cozy bath- the Montessori method of learning. Curiously, starting on Monday there are mysterious leaflet catalogs scattered in several rooms of the tower. There’s no shop name on it, but there are pictures of a variety of fun and fanciful items, just a preview of the many rare and/or exotic goods you could get from one of the shop's Grand Opening Sale blind boxes. There is also a large wooden chest that has appeared in the Entrance Hall right next to the grand entrance doors, despite the fact that they remain locked. A locked mailbox hangs on the wall above the box, along with several envelopes. The mailbox says "CATALOG ORDERS", and there is a handwritten note that adds: "Write your name on the envelope as well as your order. INCLUDE PAYMENT, or it's no deal. <3"

In related news, many of you will also be receiving mysterious gold coins on top of your trunk – maybe this is the payment referenced?


Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday | Thursday | Friday | Saturday


(( OOC: This will be the last mod post for this week! Feel free to start submitting catalog orders for any threads that aren't with the Alchemist. This is a peace week, so get all that CR while you can! ))

Comments

[ghostsguysgyuudon]

Jellybeef? This is just regular beef. Though I guess you could say jelly and beef could be made from the same thing, come to think of it, but that gets into too many semantics.

[cakerights]

[??????? WELL thats a bit above his mental paygrade]

... So this is from a cow made from... flesh? Instead of jelly?

[ghostsguysgyuudon]

That's what cows are like normally for us. I sort of thought it was like that for everyone.

[cakerights]

Well, if nothing else, you should have learned by now that not every world is like yours!

[ghostsguysgyuudon]

Gk -- [Mei deflates in shame.] You're right... I'll try harder! Even if it is hard to adjust in here, there's no excuse!

[cakerights]

It is even harder for me! So we shall both have to do our bests to adjust to this strange new land!

[ghostsguysgyuudon]

Right! [Little fistpump.] I'm sure everyone here must be doing their best to adjust, so it's worth working hard not to fall behind!

[cakerights]

[???? what is.. fist bump??? He puts his fist out too, but is unsure what to do next]

[ghostsguysgyuudon]

Oh, sorry! I just got too used to being around all these future people. [She gently fistbumps him and giggles.] It's something people do for agreement? I don't really know how to describe it.

[cakerights]

[ah... It is a very low speed punch!]

I see...! I like it.

[ghostsguysgyuudon]

[Smile!] I wonder how everyone else is adjusting to things being all mixed up in here, too.

[cakerights]

Mmm. It is hard to say. There are so many different kinds of people, here. And yet... most of you are very similar.

[ghostsguysgyuudon]

I wonder if it's because the Alchemist is a human? I mean, he looks like one, but I suppose we can't be sure.

[cakerights]

Not without getting that accursed mask off his smug face.

[ghostsguysgyuudon]

I don't even know why he hides who he is, do you? None of us seem like we'd know him anyway.