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Ars Arcana Mods ([personal profile] arsholes) wrote in [community profile] arsarcana2022-03-21 12:31 pm
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week 1

[Yesterday was, to say the least, an eventful time. 21 people waking up in an alarming kidnapping situation, tempers got heated, salt was thrown, the usual flavor of shenanigans.

Your Alchemist made his appearance, got into several arguments, scruffed a teen and nailed a god. All in all, a productive time! It doesn’t seem like he’ll be making any more public appearances this week but he did say to give him a call.

If you don't want to converse with the Alchemist, there's a whole tower to explore! Check out all the dusty nooks and crannies, read some smutty literature, try to build a death ray, take a cozy bath- the Montessori method of learning. Curiously, starting on Monday there are mysterious leaflet catalogs scattered in several rooms of the tower. There’s no shop name on it, but there are pictures of a variety of fun and fanciful items, just a preview of the many rare and/or exotic goods you could get from one of the shop's Grand Opening Sale blind boxes. There is also a large wooden chest that has appeared in the Entrance Hall right next to the grand entrance doors, despite the fact that they remain locked. A locked mailbox hangs on the wall above the box, along with several envelopes. The mailbox says "CATALOG ORDERS", and there is a handwritten note that adds: "Write your name on the envelope as well as your order. INCLUDE PAYMENT, or it's no deal. <3"

In related news, many of you will also be receiving mysterious gold coins on top of your trunk – maybe this is the payment referenced?


Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday | Thursday | Friday | Saturday



(( OOC: This will be the last mod post for this week! Feel free to start submitting catalog orders for any threads that aren't with the Alchemist. This is a peace week, so get all that CR while you can! ))
twibeast: (105)

[personal profile] twibeast 2022-03-26 06:20 pm (UTC)(link)
...And the Alchemist is allowing this?
Edited 2022-03-26 18:21 (UTC)
mercantilewits: He throws a sword through your window.. (When God closes a door)

[personal profile] mercantilewits 2022-03-26 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Sure is, pal. It's aaaaall in our contract.
twibeast: (true 18)

[personal profile] twibeast 2022-03-26 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
A contract?

[ Tilts his head as little. ]

So you're working together then...?
mercantilewits: (Wine is basically scrambled grapes.)

[personal profile] mercantilewits 2022-03-26 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
"Working together" is a very generous way to put it. [dang, check out that literal iron-clad contract.] We both have certain restrictions when it comes to each other's business.

I can't interfere with his machinations over on this side but on the flip side he can't interfere with my business dealings or what I sell to you all over here. It's more "co-existing" than a "partnership".

[Alas, Garfield is still a capitalist.]
Edited 2022-03-26 18:55 (UTC)
twibeast: (true 27)

[personal profile] twibeast 2022-03-26 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He starts to look disappointed ]

So that also means not helping us then.
mercantilewits: (FURRIES CAN DO INFINITE CRIME.)

[personal profile] mercantilewits 2022-03-26 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Not directly but once it's out of my hands I've have zero liability in how you use it.