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Ars Arcana Mods ([personal profile] arsholes) wrote in [community profile] arsarcana2022-03-21 12:31 pm
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week 1

[Yesterday was, to say the least, an eventful time. 21 people waking up in an alarming kidnapping situation, tempers got heated, salt was thrown, the usual flavor of shenanigans.

Your Alchemist made his appearance, got into several arguments, scruffed a teen and nailed a god. All in all, a productive time! It doesn’t seem like he’ll be making any more public appearances this week but he did say to give him a call.

If you don't want to converse with the Alchemist, there's a whole tower to explore! Check out all the dusty nooks and crannies, read some smutty literature, try to build a death ray, take a cozy bath- the Montessori method of learning. Curiously, starting on Monday there are mysterious leaflet catalogs scattered in several rooms of the tower. There’s no shop name on it, but there are pictures of a variety of fun and fanciful items, just a preview of the many rare and/or exotic goods you could get from one of the shop's Grand Opening Sale blind boxes. There is also a large wooden chest that has appeared in the Entrance Hall right next to the grand entrance doors, despite the fact that they remain locked. A locked mailbox hangs on the wall above the box, along with several envelopes. The mailbox says "CATALOG ORDERS", and there is a handwritten note that adds: "Write your name on the envelope as well as your order. INCLUDE PAYMENT, or it's no deal. <3"

In related news, many of you will also be receiving mysterious gold coins on top of your trunk – maybe this is the payment referenced?


Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday | Thursday | Friday | Saturday



(( OOC: This will be the last mod post for this week! Feel free to start submitting catalog orders for any threads that aren't with the Alchemist. This is a peace week, so get all that CR while you can! ))
seaweedwrap: (79 - ycMUoG1)

[personal profile] seaweedwrap 2022-03-27 04:32 pm (UTC)(link)
They're all real words!! [HOW DARE YOU???]
draconite: (flustered | the day may shine)

[personal profile] draconite 2022-03-27 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
"Metalbend" is absolutely not a real word in any way, shape or form!
seaweedwrap: (53 - CNwpogy)

[personal profile] seaweedwrap 2022-03-28 08:09 am (UTC)(link)
It is too! How else do you explain what he did with those daggers?!
draconite: (kya | what is good? what is bad?)

[personal profile] draconite 2022-03-28 01:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Have you truly never seen a person throwing things before?!
seaweedwrap: (56 - 2EO2b8C)

[personal profile] seaweedwrap 2022-03-28 01:07 pm (UTC)(link)
He didn't just throw them! He didn't even touch them and he stopped them, and sent them flying back at that guy! That's metalbending!
draconite: (lynseybryn018)

[personal profile] draconite 2022-03-28 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Well– whatever he did! Why would he do that to you simply for being ill?!
seaweedwrap: (57 - Oe9ftJW)

[personal profile] seaweedwrap 2022-03-28 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know! Because he's scary and metalbends like Kuvira so why wouldn't he do something if I was ill?!
draconite: (lynseybryn034)

[personal profile] draconite 2022-03-29 01:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you just plan on dying on the toilet, then?! What a terribly humiliating way to go!
seaweedwrap: (37 - OkSnT87)

[personal profile] seaweedwrap 2022-03-29 01:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course I'm not planning on it! But I can't exactly leave! [UUUUUGH] Just...go away for a bit! Come back later!
draconite: (pout | because)

[personal profile] draconite 2022-03-29 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Fine! Fall in the toilet and drown for all I care!

[ And with one last furious rattle of the doorknob to make her point, Bryn at last leaves him be. ]
seaweedwrap: (62 - Jk160yZ)

[personal profile] seaweedwrap 2022-03-29 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[LMAO IF SHE WANTS TO COME BACK LATER the doors will finally be unlocked and Wu will just be

washing his hands lmao]