week 1

[arsholes]

[Yesterday was, to say the least, an eventful time. 21 people waking up in an alarming kidnapping situation, tempers got heated, salt was thrown, the usual flavor of shenanigans.

Your Alchemist made his appearance, got into several arguments, scruffed a teen and nailed a god. All in all, a productive time! It doesn’t seem like he’ll be making any more public appearances this week but he did say to give him a call.

If you don't want to converse with the Alchemist, there's a whole tower to explore! Check out all the dusty nooks and crannies, read some smutty literature, try to build a death ray, take a cozy bath- the Montessori method of learning. Curiously, starting on Monday there are mysterious leaflet catalogs scattered in several rooms of the tower. There’s no shop name on it, but there are pictures of a variety of fun and fanciful items, just a preview of the many rare and/or exotic goods you could get from one of the shop's Grand Opening Sale blind boxes. There is also a large wooden chest that has appeared in the Entrance Hall right next to the grand entrance doors, despite the fact that they remain locked. A locked mailbox hangs on the wall above the box, along with several envelopes. The mailbox says "CATALOG ORDERS", and there is a handwritten note that adds: "Write your name on the envelope as well as your order. INCLUDE PAYMENT, or it's no deal. <3"

In related news, many of you will also be receiving mysterious gold coins on top of your trunk – maybe this is the payment referenced?


Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday | Thursday | Friday | Saturday


(( OOC: This will be the last mod post for this week! Feel free to start submitting catalog orders for any threads that aren't with the Alchemist. This is a peace week, so get all that CR while you can! ))

Comments

[squidproquos]

Fair enough! I can't say I've visited humans often outside of school, but I have read up quite a bit on them here and there.

[ Both to prepare for life on land, and also because he's just a huge bookworm. ]

I'd love to hear some stories sometime, if you have any particular favorites.

[cuttingremark]

[Loki grabs the book labled "Norse Mythology" and starts thumbing through it. When he finds the tale he's looking for he smirks and hands the book over to Azul.]

Here. The giants stole some weapon out of Odin's vault rather than Thor's hammer, but the rest of the details are pretty accurate.

[We are not discussing the horse. If Azul finds the horse story himself, Loki will defend his honor, but no WAY is he brining attention to that one.]

[squidproquos]

[ He may not even ask about the horse out of just sheer confusion and hope for the inaccuracy part of stories to ring true this time.

Though he does skim this story a bit, brows raised and a small smirk playing on his lips. ]

Ha, gracious- that certainly is a plan and a half!

[cuttingremark]

It took forever to convince Thor to go with a more subtle approach. Also took forever to get him in that dress.

What about you? What sort of tales do the humans tell that you know the truth of?