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Ars Arcana Mods ([personal profile] arsholes) wrote in [community profile] arsarcana2022-03-21 12:31 pm
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week 1

[Yesterday was, to say the least, an eventful time. 21 people waking up in an alarming kidnapping situation, tempers got heated, salt was thrown, the usual flavor of shenanigans.

Your Alchemist made his appearance, got into several arguments, scruffed a teen and nailed a god. All in all, a productive time! It doesn’t seem like he’ll be making any more public appearances this week but he did say to give him a call.

If you don't want to converse with the Alchemist, there's a whole tower to explore! Check out all the dusty nooks and crannies, read some smutty literature, try to build a death ray, take a cozy bath- the Montessori method of learning. Curiously, starting on Monday there are mysterious leaflet catalogs scattered in several rooms of the tower. There’s no shop name on it, but there are pictures of a variety of fun and fanciful items, just a preview of the many rare and/or exotic goods you could get from one of the shop's Grand Opening Sale blind boxes. There is also a large wooden chest that has appeared in the Entrance Hall right next to the grand entrance doors, despite the fact that they remain locked. A locked mailbox hangs on the wall above the box, along with several envelopes. The mailbox says "CATALOG ORDERS", and there is a handwritten note that adds: "Write your name on the envelope as well as your order. INCLUDE PAYMENT, or it's no deal. <3"

In related news, many of you will also be receiving mysterious gold coins on top of your trunk – maybe this is the payment referenced?


Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday | Thursday | Friday | Saturday



(( OOC: This will be the last mod post for this week! Feel free to start submitting catalog orders for any threads that aren't with the Alchemist. This is a peace week, so get all that CR while you can! ))
draconite: (huffy | the villains on the other?)

[personal profile] draconite 2022-03-23 07:11 am (UTC)(link)
I'm quite aware of that! In fact, it being occupied is precisely the problem!

[ SHE'S RATTLING THE DOORKNOB??? ]

There's no reason for you to have sole claim to the facilities! Whatever business you have, it can be done elsewhere!
seaweedwrap: (73 - EmMylV8)

[personal profile] seaweedwrap 2022-03-23 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
It really can't! [URK....]

You do your business elsewhere!
draconite: (pissed | why pretend that it isn't you?)

[personal profile] draconite 2022-03-23 01:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I shouldn't have to! [ There's a BANG that sounds unpleasantly like she just punched the door. ] Surely you must be aware of how inconsiderate you're being!

[ says the girl harassing the poor man fighting for his life ]

I insist you vacate the facilities at once!
seaweedwrap: (36 - JA770vb)

[personal profile] seaweedwrap 2022-03-23 04:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[Wu flinches at the sound of the bang on the door]

What was that--I can't vacate the facilities! You vacate the facilities! Or find other facilities! I--

[oh no stomach cramp he's just going to double over with a groan]
draconite: (flustered | the day may shine)

[personal profile] draconite 2022-03-24 09:26 am (UTC)(link)
[ She gives a huge heartfelt uggghhhh of annoyance and slumps against the door. ]

Are you dying in there? Is that what this terrible emergency is? If you think your life is coming to an end, do the responsible thing and seek some medical attention elsewhere!
seaweedwrap: ([07])

[personal profile] seaweedwrap 2022-03-25 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I feel like I'm dying.... [it's a whine] But I can't leave!
draconite: (huh? | some things are black)

[personal profile] draconite 2022-03-26 01:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[ The thought that surfaces not-so-briefly in Bryn's head: if he dies, will they get to go home? Maybe she should just, like... leave him to it?

Then she realizes that the chances of the Alchemist letting them go this soon is pretty low after he's done all this setup and she lets out another groaaaaannn of annoyance. ]


Then contact our host! Demand he provide you with medical assiatance!
seaweedwrap: (36 - JA770vb)

[personal profile] seaweedwrap 2022-03-26 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't wanna contact him! He's scary! He'd probably metalbend daggers at me or something!
draconite: (kya | what is good? what is bad?)

[personal profile] draconite 2022-03-27 04:26 pm (UTC)(link)
That's not even a real word!

[ THAT'S WHAT SHE'S TAKING ISSUE WITH NOW??? ]
seaweedwrap: (79 - ycMUoG1)

[personal profile] seaweedwrap 2022-03-27 04:32 pm (UTC)(link)
They're all real words!! [HOW DARE YOU???]
draconite: (flustered | the day may shine)

[personal profile] draconite 2022-03-27 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
"Metalbend" is absolutely not a real word in any way, shape or form!
seaweedwrap: (53 - CNwpogy)

[personal profile] seaweedwrap 2022-03-28 08:09 am (UTC)(link)
It is too! How else do you explain what he did with those daggers?!
draconite: (kya | what is good? what is bad?)

[personal profile] draconite 2022-03-28 01:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Have you truly never seen a person throwing things before?!
seaweedwrap: (56 - 2EO2b8C)

[personal profile] seaweedwrap 2022-03-28 01:07 pm (UTC)(link)
He didn't just throw them! He didn't even touch them and he stopped them, and sent them flying back at that guy! That's metalbending!
draconite: (lynseybryn018)

[personal profile] draconite 2022-03-28 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Well– whatever he did! Why would he do that to you simply for being ill?!
seaweedwrap: (57 - Oe9ftJW)

[personal profile] seaweedwrap 2022-03-28 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know! Because he's scary and metalbends like Kuvira so why wouldn't he do something if I was ill?!
draconite: (lynseybryn034)

[personal profile] draconite 2022-03-29 01:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you just plan on dying on the toilet, then?! What a terribly humiliating way to go!
seaweedwrap: (37 - OkSnT87)

[personal profile] seaweedwrap 2022-03-29 01:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course I'm not planning on it! But I can't exactly leave! [UUUUUGH] Just...go away for a bit! Come back later!
draconite: (pout | because)

[personal profile] draconite 2022-03-29 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Fine! Fall in the toilet and drown for all I care!

[ And with one last furious rattle of the doorknob to make her point, Bryn at last leaves him be. ]
seaweedwrap: (62 - Jk160yZ)

[personal profile] seaweedwrap 2022-03-29 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[LMAO IF SHE WANTS TO COME BACK LATER the doors will finally be unlocked and Wu will just be

washing his hands lmao]