week 1

[arsholes]

[Yesterday was, to say the least, an eventful time. 21 people waking up in an alarming kidnapping situation, tempers got heated, salt was thrown, the usual flavor of shenanigans.

Your Alchemist made his appearance, got into several arguments, scruffed a teen and nailed a god. All in all, a productive time! It doesn’t seem like he’ll be making any more public appearances this week but he did say to give him a call.

If you don't want to converse with the Alchemist, there's a whole tower to explore! Check out all the dusty nooks and crannies, read some smutty literature, try to build a death ray, take a cozy bath- the Montessori method of learning. Curiously, starting on Monday there are mysterious leaflet catalogs scattered in several rooms of the tower. There’s no shop name on it, but there are pictures of a variety of fun and fanciful items, just a preview of the many rare and/or exotic goods you could get from one of the shop's Grand Opening Sale blind boxes. There is also a large wooden chest that has appeared in the Entrance Hall right next to the grand entrance doors, despite the fact that they remain locked. A locked mailbox hangs on the wall above the box, along with several envelopes. The mailbox says "CATALOG ORDERS", and there is a handwritten note that adds: "Write your name on the envelope as well as your order. INCLUDE PAYMENT, or it's no deal. <3"

In related news, many of you will also be receiving mysterious gold coins on top of your trunk – maybe this is the payment referenced?


Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday | Thursday | Friday | Saturday


(( OOC: This will be the last mod post for this week! Feel free to start submitting catalog orders for any threads that aren't with the Alchemist. This is a peace week, so get all that CR while you can! ))

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[arsholes]

[Since both Orthrus, Somnus, Loki and everyone else with a sense of curiosity get out of the way in time, no blood is shed but the spell blasts a hole through the purple door. It sends wood chips flying in all directions and, slowly, the door swings open.

Finn's new chair waits just inside the threshold, the middle head blasted clean off. It's quickly shoved forward, a new person entering the tower for the first time in several days-]

...MAKE A DEAL! | 2/2

[mercantilewits]

[In a swirl of cloak and jingling potions at his belt, an orange cat-man bounces up to sit on the blasted remains of where the middle head was on the chair.]

Dang, my guy, watch where you're blasting!

[encelevenemus]

[...]

[. . .]

I hate this place and everything about it.

[cuttingremark]

Aw, I'm wounded.

[pegasinister]

My apologizes for missing.

[Still has the circle up for another attempt]

[ghostsguysgyuudon]

Hubert-san.

[philomachy]

You do have visual contact now.

[strongestfeelings]

[too busy getting ready to mcmurder wu]

[twibeast]

[ Okay no.

He gets in the way and puts up another shield in front of him ]

Enough of that. We don't know why they're here yet...!

[encelevenemus]

[fuck it go ahead and do whatever headass shit you want he's had it up to here]

[cuttingremark]

[How...how did Loki get popcorn?]

[spitessier]

...if you can continue hitting that disgusting chair I'll be forever in debt with you.

[Katsuya, no, that's Finn's property]

[predecir]

Why are we shooting magic around?

[replacementshield]

[ He's not going to stop him, because it might get answers, so ]

[mercantilewits]

That doesn't sound like a very sincere apology but I'll take it. [You get one attempted murder freebie.]

[twibeast]

[ ........... ]

A cat...?

[strongestfeelings]

[Okay, this may actually spare Wu's life--]

Are you gonna chase it?

[philomachy]

[this is either a very weird miqo'te

or a very sickly hrothgar




trying to determine which]

[replacementshield]

Who the hell are you?

[ i can't believe cats are now the enemy ]

[mercantilewits]

Garfield the Deals Warlock! Owner, proprietor, manager and sales associate of Fantasy Costco!

[Like with Mei, he hands Felix a business card and once more the jingle plays from nowhere when he says the store's name.]

[ghostsguysgyuudon]

A cat? [She remembers herself and bows.] Hello! You must run the store, right?

[seaweedwrap]

Oh! This is what you meant by Saturday, then?

[Wu is hoping that Stella is now distracted by Orthrus so he can greet this guy]

[nomansbosom]

[He's a little late getting here, but-]

Uh- couple questions, dude. One, do you work for the Alchemist? Two, can you get us out of here?

[Finn's got a hand resting on the hilt of a blunted sword, but hasn't drawn yet.]

Three- ...any kind of discount on the chair since it's missing a head?

[amitiesbind]

[ Looks at this cat man. Listens to him introduce himself. ]

... Oh good, we have an npc for the half-rate Serpents and Spells campaign we're stuck in.

[otherbraveheart]

[For a second he's just too stunned by the sudden and nearly deadly light show because Mr. Hubert, why, that is so unnecessary, are you TRYING to hurt someone

Then Brave Heart sees the figure walking out and...that is some outfit, but uh-]

Proud Heart?!

[Yeah, he may not have been paying attention to that voice, so mistaken identity time!]