week 1

[arsholes]

[Yesterday was, to say the least, an eventful time. 21 people waking up in an alarming kidnapping situation, tempers got heated, salt was thrown, the usual flavor of shenanigans.

Your Alchemist made his appearance, got into several arguments, scruffed a teen and nailed a god. All in all, a productive time! It doesn’t seem like he’ll be making any more public appearances this week but he did say to give him a call.

If you don't want to converse with the Alchemist, there's a whole tower to explore! Check out all the dusty nooks and crannies, read some smutty literature, try to build a death ray, take a cozy bath- the Montessori method of learning. Curiously, starting on Monday there are mysterious leaflet catalogs scattered in several rooms of the tower. There’s no shop name on it, but there are pictures of a variety of fun and fanciful items, just a preview of the many rare and/or exotic goods you could get from one of the shop's Grand Opening Sale blind boxes. There is also a large wooden chest that has appeared in the Entrance Hall right next to the grand entrance doors, despite the fact that they remain locked. A locked mailbox hangs on the wall above the box, along with several envelopes. The mailbox says "CATALOG ORDERS", and there is a handwritten note that adds: "Write your name on the envelope as well as your order. INCLUDE PAYMENT, or it's no deal. <3"

In related news, many of you will also be receiving mysterious gold coins on top of your trunk – maybe this is the payment referenced?


Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday | Thursday | Friday | Saturday


(( OOC: This will be the last mod post for this week! Feel free to start submitting catalog orders for any threads that aren't with the Alchemist. This is a peace week, so get all that CR while you can! ))

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[arsholes]

[The sound is echoing loudest in the entrance/front hall but while Somnus tries to track the sound he'll get to watch as, at the base of the stairs, a a new door appears in a soft shimmer of purple glitter.

This seems to be the origin of the knocking.]

[twibeast]

...Oh no.

[ Cautiously goes to open it ]

[encelevenemus]

...

[he has a bad feeling about this.]

[but let it never be said somnus lucis caelum thinks about the long term picture, so let's open that door]

[cuttingremark]

[Ope, we're just going for it! Okay!]

[cuttingremark]

[Loki inspects the door closely.]

Curious...

[pegasinister]

[.... yeah he's just gonna cast Bolting through the door]

[philomachy]

[literally arriving as this happens


strongly considering just walking away because oh god we're attacking doors AGAIN]

[ghostsguysgyuudon]

Hubert-san, that's hazardous!

[strongestfeelings]

[twibeast]

[ OH CRIPES

Moving out of the way and putting up a sun shaped shield to protect anyone else next to him ]

[cuttingremark]

[You tried, and he appreciates you for that.]

[twibeast]

[ He's sowwwwyyyyy ]

[cuttingremark]

[A very undignified sqwacking]

HEY!

[encelevenemus]

What is wrong with you?!

[phasing out of the way in a quick outline of blue-]

[predecir]

[seaweedwrap]

Woah!!

[rikonstructed]

[replacementshield]

[ Well on one hand yes he does agree with that course of action. But on another, he'd have at least ensured friendly fire was not on the table.*

Disclaimer: This doesn't apply to Hubert because he is not friendly. ]

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[arsholes]

[Since both Orthrus, Somnus, Loki and everyone else with a sense of curiosity get out of the way in time, no blood is shed but the spell blasts a hole through the purple door. It sends wood chips flying in all directions and, slowly, the door swings open.

Finn's new chair waits just inside the threshold, the middle head blasted clean off. It's quickly shoved forward, a new person entering the tower for the first time in several days-]

...MAKE A DEAL! | 2/2

[mercantilewits]

[In a swirl of cloak and jingling potions at his belt, an orange cat-man bounces up to sit on the blasted remains of where the middle head was on the chair.]

Dang, my guy, watch where you're blasting!

[encelevenemus]

[...]

[. . .]

I hate this place and everything about it.

[pegasinister]

My apologizes for missing.

[Still has the circle up for another attempt]

[twibeast]

[ ........... ]

A cat...?

[philomachy]

[this is either a very weird miqo'te

or a very sickly hrothgar




trying to determine which]

[replacementshield]

Who the hell are you?

[ i can't believe cats are now the enemy ]