week 2

[arsholes]

[One week down and (if the Alchemist's promise is to be believed) just three more to go. In the past week royalty has been bullied, explicitly non-Satanic chairs were ordered and you began the pact-bonding process with your new proprietor of mercantile wares, ✨Garfield the Deals Warlock✨.

All in all, a surprisingly good week despite the kidnapping and looming threat of death. We'll see how long that lasts.


Sunday | Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday | Thursday

✨WEEKLY DEALS✨
1. The Cloak of Duplication - An ancient vampiric artifact, when worn it changes your appearance and voice to perfectly mimic another individual of your choosing. (You still have to sell the act, though.) [5 coins] SOLD
2. The Battle Axe of Hatred - A sick as hell electric guitar with an energy that feels like it is powered by the screaming of an ancient and evil lord- or at least once was. It has a signature on the body that simply says "Ron" and looks like it might have been written in blood. [5 coins]
3. The Jable - Put down your keys and stay a while. [2 coins]


✨LEFTOVER STOCK AT 50% MARK-UP✨
1. The Tingler - The whole hand tingles from wearing this ring, as if more blood rushes through the area. [2 coins]
2. Christine Jr. - A tiny red convertible. It's powered by pedals like a bicycle, with a steering wheel. For some reason it makes you think of old men in silly hats. [6 coins]



(( OOC: Don't forget to submit your orders for any threads that aren't with the Alchemist or Garfield! The Alchemist and Garfield both have "office hours" now so feel free to reach out to them. The compact functions have also been updated and don't forget activity check!

This week is where the real game begins, so get in your regains and CR while you can. >:3 ))

Comments

[spitessier]

[It takes a while for Katsuya to drag Hubert's unconscious corpse form into the Conjuration dormitory. He wasn't...entirely sure which bunk bed Hubert used. Wait, when is the last time he saw Hubert sleep? True, Katsuya goes to sleep and wakes up at sane, responsible hours, leaving plenty of space for Hubert to come in when Katsuya already was deep in dreamland, but still...]

...it doesn't matter right now!

[Deciding that, Katsuya laid Hubert down onto the nearest bunk bed. Here you go!]

I should have worked harder on the first aid part of the training.

[For the time being, perhaps he should keep an eye on Hubert and try to see from the open door of the dormitory if someone would pass by]

[pegasinister]

[And once in a bed he just... rolls over and goes to sleep!

Thankfully it's not overly long. Katsuya isn't stuck for 8+ hours. Just a power nap.]

[spitessier]

[In the meantime Katsuya makes a mental note of a list of demands. First one: eat something that isn't coffee, you wiry gothic man. Katsuya definitely has survived by drinking litres of coffee so he sympathizes but still, you really need to eat something already!

Once Hubert begins waking up, Katsuya immediately says:]

You passed out in the library. Do you have any medical conditions or is it simply because you're not treating yourself right?

[pegasinister]

...I fainted? Damn it-

[He groans and sits up]

I don't have any medical conditions.

[spitessier]

So you're not treating yourself right.

[Hubert, geez]

When is the last time you had a few hours of sleep? I can't remember the last time I saw you sleeping here in this room.

[pegasinister]

Sleeping where someone expects you to be is asking for a slit throat.

[BERT THAT DOESN'T MEAN 'DON'T SLEEP']

[spitessier]

It's unlikely the Alchemist will come in the middle of the night to kill you by slitting your throat.

[Katsuya, the Alchemist isn't the one to be worried about, all things considered. But yeah, if this was after the motive he'd think Hubert is being reasonably cautious, haha]

Besides, it'd be easy for someone to harm you if you pass out somewhere out there.

[pegasinister]

[Okay he does look embarrassed by that]

I may have overestimated my stamina.

[spitessier]

First time something like this happens, I assume?

[He deduces so from Hubert overestimating his stamina, but that's also something he hopes -- that Hubert's gaunt appearance is just him being gothic as hell instead of the result of some terrible habits]

[pegasinister]

...

Shifty eyes]

Yes... first time.

[spitessier]

[Those are some shifty eyes, Hubert, geez]

That was probably not true.

[Or at least he suspects so, after seeing those!]

It's not my job to watch over your health, but if you'd prefer to rest right now and need anything, just ask.

[May as well offer!]