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Ars Arcana Mods ([personal profile] arsholes) wrote in [community profile] arsarcana2022-03-27 12:12 pm
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week 2

[One week down and (if the Alchemist's promise is to be believed) just three more to go. In the past week royalty has been bullied, explicitly non-Satanic chairs were ordered and you began the pact-bonding process with your new proprietor of mercantile wares, ✨Garfield the Deals Warlock✨.

All in all, a surprisingly good week despite the kidnapping and looming threat of death. We'll see how long that lasts.


Sunday | Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday | Thursday

WEEKLY DEALS
1. The Cloak of Duplication - An ancient vampiric artifact, when worn it changes your appearance and voice to perfectly mimic another individual of your choosing. (You still have to sell the act, though.) [5 coins] SOLD
2. The Battle Axe of Hatred - A sick as hell electric guitar with an energy that feels like it is powered by the screaming of an ancient and evil lord- or at least once was. It has a signature on the body that simply says "Ron" and looks like it might have been written in blood. [5 coins]
3. The Jable - Put down your keys and stay a while. [2 coins]


LEFTOVER STOCK AT 50% MARK-UP
1. The Tingler - The whole hand tingles from wearing this ring, as if more blood rushes through the area. [2 coins]
2. Christine Jr. - A tiny red convertible. It's powered by pedals like a bicycle, with a steering wheel. For some reason it makes you think of old men in silly hats. [6 coins]



(( OOC: Don't forget to submit your orders for any threads that aren't with the Alchemist or Garfield! The Alchemist and Garfield both have "office hours" now so feel free to reach out to them. The compact functions have also been updated and don't forget activity check!

This week is where the real game begins, so get in your regains and CR while you can. >:3 ))
nomansbosom: (no regerts)

Flyers

[personal profile] nomansbosom 2022-03-28 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
ROYALTY DOWN!

[Yeah, Finn's gonna squat down by Wu.]

How bad is it, your highness?
seaweedwrap: (59 - QRzPU0Q)

[personal profile] seaweedwrap 2022-03-28 11:27 am (UTC)(link)
[ROYALTY DOWN IS RIGHT!! Wu whines, pitifully] It hurts! I dunno if I'm gonna make it.
nomansbosom: (yike)

[personal profile] nomansbosom 2022-03-30 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
Stay with me, Prince Wu.

[Yeah there's an awkward fireman's carry happening here.]
seaweedwrap: (26 - O5K1Vok)

[personal profile] seaweedwrap 2022-03-30 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[alsdfsklds awkward fireman's carry is very much not his preferred form of transport]

Oof--alright, shoulder in spleen, you can put me down now!
nomansbosom: (ugh)

[personal profile] nomansbosom 2022-03-31 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I got this, I got this-

[He tries shifting a little, is that better?]

[It's probably not better.]
seaweedwrap: (17 - xbcnlsU)

[personal profile] seaweedwrap 2022-03-31 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[alskdhfs FLAILING NOW]

Ow, ow, ow, that's worse! [NOW THAT'S HIS KIDNEY]
nomansbosom: (eep)

[personal profile] nomansbosom 2022-03-31 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry sorry sorry-!

[He, uh. Might kind of be dropping Wu at this point. Gently.]
seaweedwrap: (10 - 6SxtonZ)

[personal profile] seaweedwrap 2022-04-01 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
[gentle drops give Wu enough time to at least get to a knee, so he can then push to his feet, hand going to his side that still aches a bit]

Ow...
nomansbosom: (eep)

[personal profile] nomansbosom 2022-04-02 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Careful, I've got you.

[Does Wu need to lean on him- ...or is he going to do it regardless, may be more of the question.]

What even happened there?