week 2

[arsholes]

[One week down and (if the Alchemist's promise is to be believed) just three more to go. In the past week royalty has been bullied, explicitly non-Satanic chairs were ordered and you began the pact-bonding process with your new proprietor of mercantile wares, ✨Garfield the Deals Warlock✨.

All in all, a surprisingly good week despite the kidnapping and looming threat of death. We'll see how long that lasts.


Sunday | Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday | Thursday

✨WEEKLY DEALS✨
1. The Cloak of Duplication - An ancient vampiric artifact, when worn it changes your appearance and voice to perfectly mimic another individual of your choosing. (You still have to sell the act, though.) [5 coins] SOLD
2. The Battle Axe of Hatred - A sick as hell electric guitar with an energy that feels like it is powered by the screaming of an ancient and evil lord- or at least once was. It has a signature on the body that simply says "Ron" and looks like it might have been written in blood. [5 coins]
3. The Jable - Put down your keys and stay a while. [2 coins]


✨LEFTOVER STOCK AT 50% MARK-UP✨
1. The Tingler - The whole hand tingles from wearing this ring, as if more blood rushes through the area. [2 coins]
2. Christine Jr. - A tiny red convertible. It's powered by pedals like a bicycle, with a steering wheel. For some reason it makes you think of old men in silly hats. [6 coins]



(( OOC: Don't forget to submit your orders for any threads that aren't with the Alchemist or Garfield! The Alchemist and Garfield both have "office hours" now so feel free to reach out to them. The compact functions have also been updated and don't forget activity check!

This week is where the real game begins, so get in your regains and CR while you can. >:3 ))

Comments

[seaweedwrap]

Yeah! You can do things like bending but you can do it with light or other things that you can't with bending.

[he laughs a bit]

Geez, you're really out of it. I know you've been workin' hard keeping this place running, but even staff gotta take a break sometimes, y'know. [he holds out the scrambled eggs] I know I'm probably reeeeeally not supposed to do this, but one of the other guys taught me to make scrambled eggs, and I figure you need something to get your strength back, right?

[pegasinister]

[He shouldn't eat it. But Wu is so harmless he can't picture him managing to do an impromptu poisoning like this. And his belly is growling loud enough for them both to hear. So with a grumble he accepts the food]

I'm not a fairy. It's magic.

[seaweedwrap]

Do fairies not do magic? [sorry, he learned abt magic from Stella so now magic = fairy. Also those scrambled eggs have some chopped up veggies in their even. They're like...the worst chopped veggies ever but it was his first time using a knife, ok]

[pegasinister]

I assume what Stella does is also magic. Anyone with the mental capacity to learn can manage at least a basic spell or two, as long as they have a teacher.

[look the eggs aren't completely full of shell so he'll take it. He starts eating slowly]