week 2

[arsholes]

[One week down and (if the Alchemist's promise is to be believed) just three more to go. In the past week royalty has been bullied, explicitly non-Satanic chairs were ordered and you began the pact-bonding process with your new proprietor of mercantile wares, ✨Garfield the Deals Warlock✨.

All in all, a surprisingly good week despite the kidnapping and looming threat of death. We'll see how long that lasts.


Sunday | Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday | Thursday

✨WEEKLY DEALS✨
1. The Cloak of Duplication - An ancient vampiric artifact, when worn it changes your appearance and voice to perfectly mimic another individual of your choosing. (You still have to sell the act, though.) [5 coins] SOLD
2. The Battle Axe of Hatred - A sick as hell electric guitar with an energy that feels like it is powered by the screaming of an ancient and evil lord- or at least once was. It has a signature on the body that simply says "Ron" and looks like it might have been written in blood. [5 coins]
3. The Jable - Put down your keys and stay a while. [2 coins]


✨LEFTOVER STOCK AT 50% MARK-UP✨
1. The Tingler - The whole hand tingles from wearing this ring, as if more blood rushes through the area. [2 coins]
2. Christine Jr. - A tiny red convertible. It's powered by pedals like a bicycle, with a steering wheel. For some reason it makes you think of old men in silly hats. [6 coins]



(( OOC: Don't forget to submit your orders for any threads that aren't with the Alchemist or Garfield! The Alchemist and Garfield both have "office hours" now so feel free to reach out to them. The compact functions have also been updated and don't forget activity check!

This week is where the real game begins, so get in your regains and CR while you can. >:3 ))

Comments

[draconite]

[ She's in the middle of squaring herself up for a good ol' tussle, but quite abruptly, she deflates. ]

Ugh. Do you really have to call me that?

[nomansbosom]

...Should I not?

[Just. The fact that it's being asked is probably the answer, right.]

I mean it's like part of your name, isn't it?

[draconite]

No, it's not. I've no idea why the Alchemist or whoever it was decided it would be a hilarious thing to tack onto my name, but it's quite tasteless.

[ This is the most... sincerely angry she's sounded about anything since waking up here. Huh. ]

[nomansbosom]

Man, that guy's a major weenus.

[he has zero regrets about trying to fillet the dude day one]

Kidnapping peeps is one thing, but then just making fun of them the way he does...

[draconite]

Anyone deranged enough to organize something like this must have a mean spirited streak through them. I don't think you try to set a group of strangers at each others' throats purely out of the goodness of your heart.

[nomansbosom]

I mean there's evil, sure, but then there's being a jerk.

[draconite]

You can't be evil without being at least a bit unpleasant to be around. ... Can you?

[ Now she's second guessing herself... ]

[nomansbosom]

Yeah. But like- you can kidnap people without calling them names and junk.

[He might be getting a little lost on this himself.]

[draconite]

... I suppose.

[ She's conceding at this point entirely because she's losing the thread of the argument as well. ]

That's all the more reason for us to overthrow him.

[nomansbosom]

Heck yeah.

[He stretches an arm a little.]

So we gotta be in top shape so we can kick his butt next chance we get. So- how you wanna do this?

[draconite]

Well, what are you most used to fighting with? I may as well give you the advantage if I'm the one issuing a challenge.

[nomansbosom]

I'm all about swords, Pr- Bryn. You good with that?

[draconite]

That's perfectly fine with me!

[ She'll fish out a practice sword of her own, looking significantly more in good cheer now there's a fight brewing. ]

So long as you don't complain when I best you with it!