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Ars Arcana Mods ([personal profile] arsholes) wrote in [community profile] arsarcana2022-03-27 12:12 pm
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week 2

[One week down and (if the Alchemist's promise is to be believed) just three more to go. In the past week royalty has been bullied, explicitly non-Satanic chairs were ordered and you began the pact-bonding process with your new proprietor of mercantile wares, ✨Garfield the Deals Warlock✨.

All in all, a surprisingly good week despite the kidnapping and looming threat of death. We'll see how long that lasts.


Sunday | Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday | Thursday

WEEKLY DEALS
1. The Cloak of Duplication - An ancient vampiric artifact, when worn it changes your appearance and voice to perfectly mimic another individual of your choosing. (You still have to sell the act, though.) [5 coins] SOLD
2. The Battle Axe of Hatred - A sick as hell electric guitar with an energy that feels like it is powered by the screaming of an ancient and evil lord- or at least once was. It has a signature on the body that simply says "Ron" and looks like it might have been written in blood. [5 coins]
3. The Jable - Put down your keys and stay a while. [2 coins]


LEFTOVER STOCK AT 50% MARK-UP
1. The Tingler - The whole hand tingles from wearing this ring, as if more blood rushes through the area. [2 coins]
2. Christine Jr. - A tiny red convertible. It's powered by pedals like a bicycle, with a steering wheel. For some reason it makes you think of old men in silly hats. [6 coins]



(( OOC: Don't forget to submit your orders for any threads that aren't with the Alchemist or Garfield! The Alchemist and Garfield both have "office hours" now so feel free to reach out to them. The compact functions have also been updated and don't forget activity check!

This week is where the real game begins, so get in your regains and CR while you can. >:3 ))
ghostsguysgyuudon: Defeated shock lines on face. (ughhhhhhhhhhhh)

[personal profile] ghostsguysgyuudon 2022-03-29 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
I mean, there are all those textbooks, too. Maybe he just wants us to die of embarrassment.
draconite: (tee hee | no matter how bright)

[personal profile] draconite 2022-03-29 11:38 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure about that. Some of them are quite funny! Have you given any of them a try?
ghostsguysgyuudon: Blushing and flailing. (awawawa)

[personal profile] ghostsguysgyuudon 2022-03-30 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
No way, that's way too embarrassing! I don't think I could make it through a page!
draconite: (confident | breathing every breath)

[personal profile] draconite 2022-03-30 03:52 pm (UTC)(link)
How would you know for sure if you don't even try?

[ Bryn thrusts The Wolf Inside Of Me and its lovingly illustrated cover at Mei in the manner of a threat. ]

I insist you at least make an attempt!
ghostsguysgyuudon: Panicked wail, in her geisha outfit. (ow hey stop)

[personal profile] ghostsguysgyuudon 2022-03-31 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
What?!

[Mei screams, face going red, and snaps backwards so fast that she ends up tipping backwards in the chair with her arms flailing and crashes to the floor.]

Oww...
draconite: (delight | there'll always be a shadow)

[personal profile] draconite 2022-03-31 04:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[ And do you think Bryn lifts a hand to help? Of course she doesn't. She just bursts out laughing so hard she has to double up and clutch her stomach. What a prize. ]

Oh goodness, did you survive the fall? Speak to me if you're still conscious!
ghostsguysgyuudon: Embarrassed and slightly freaking out. (panik)

[personal profile] ghostsguysgyuudon 2022-04-01 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Mei answers with a pathetic groan and drags herself back up. She pouts and sets up the fallen chair.]

Bryn-san, why would you do that?
draconite: (giggle | so nice to meet)

[personal profile] draconite 2022-04-01 01:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, don't be such a child. It's just a book. I thought you were going to take off, you were making such a production!

[ She's still chucking to herself. Horrible! ]
ghostsguysgyuudon: Silly shocked expression. (that one hurt)

[personal profile] ghostsguysgyuudon 2022-04-02 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
Gk -- child? That one hurt...
draconite: (glance | you're a villain)

[personal profile] draconite 2022-04-02 02:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Well what else am I supposed to call you when you're flailing and crying over a book?
ghostsguysgyuudon: Realizing that she's spilling tea everywhere. (noooooooooooooooooo)

[personal profile] ghostsguysgyuudon 2022-04-02 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a normal reaction if it's inappropriate, though.
draconite: (sigh | good easily fades away)

[personal profile] draconite 2022-04-03 11:48 am (UTC)(link)
Normal for you, perhaps.

[ She huffs out a sigh. ]

You act like some princess who's been terribly sheltered her whole life.
ghostsguysgyuudon: Worried look. (i forgor...)

[personal profile] ghostsguysgyuudon 2022-04-05 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
Wait, aren't you the one the Alchemist called a princess?