week 2

[arsholes]

[One week down and (if the Alchemist's promise is to be believed) just three more to go. In the past week royalty has been bullied, explicitly non-Satanic chairs were ordered and you began the pact-bonding process with your new proprietor of mercantile wares, ✨Garfield the Deals Warlock✨.

All in all, a surprisingly good week despite the kidnapping and looming threat of death. We'll see how long that lasts.


Sunday | Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday | Thursday

✨WEEKLY DEALS✨
1. The Cloak of Duplication - An ancient vampiric artifact, when worn it changes your appearance and voice to perfectly mimic another individual of your choosing. (You still have to sell the act, though.) [5 coins] SOLD
2. The Battle Axe of Hatred - A sick as hell electric guitar with an energy that feels like it is powered by the screaming of an ancient and evil lord- or at least once was. It has a signature on the body that simply says "Ron" and looks like it might have been written in blood. [5 coins]
3. The Jable - Put down your keys and stay a while. [2 coins]


✨LEFTOVER STOCK AT 50% MARK-UP✨
1. The Tingler - The whole hand tingles from wearing this ring, as if more blood rushes through the area. [2 coins]
2. Christine Jr. - A tiny red convertible. It's powered by pedals like a bicycle, with a steering wheel. For some reason it makes you think of old men in silly hats. [6 coins]



(( OOC: Don't forget to submit your orders for any threads that aren't with the Alchemist or Garfield! The Alchemist and Garfield both have "office hours" now so feel free to reach out to them. The compact functions have also been updated and don't forget activity check!

This week is where the real game begins, so get in your regains and CR while you can. >:3 ))

Comments

[seaweedwrap]

[WHOOP up he goes. Fortunately twink weight is pretty light]

What do you mean, depends on size? I don't think I've seen many hammers bigger than that one.

[amitiesbind]

No? Maps is always going on about Warhammers and... sometimes these little figurines also called Warhammers? But yeah, if you have a big enough hammer, you can fight with it. Ask Loki if you don't believe me.

[seaweedwrap]

Between disappearing walking talking statues and two headed dogs that can turn into people, I don't think warhammers are that much of a stretch. [JS]

[amitiesbind]

True. There sure is a lot going on here, but maybe that's just how it goes when you pull from twenty different worlds.

[seaweedwrap]

I didn't even know there were different worlds until a week ago. [it's definitely a bit of a whine] At least this is just for a month.

[amitiesbind]

I didn't know they were more than a concept in science, so...

[ she doesnt come from mar "multiverse events all the time all the time" vel ]

[seaweedwrap]

Ugh, well one way or another, we're here now, and getting trapped inside this tower is getting boring. [he's bending down to scoop up the hammer, nail and flyer again] It's past time we did something fun!

[amitiesbind]

[ olive takes this chance to actually look at the flyers. ]

A... pajama party?

[seaweedwrap]

You got it! It's gonna be a swanky party. Way better than going crazy from boredom around here!

[amitiesbind]

[ "swanky" and "pajamas" arent exactly words she usually puts together but damn dude ok ]

Well, I am bored. Alright. Not a bad idea.

[seaweedwrap]

I think you mean great idea! [he still sounds incredibly pleased with himself. As he goes to nail that poster up again.

Into the stone.

This is fine.]

[amitiesbind]

[ ... ]

Are you... trying to hammer that straight into the wall? Is that why you...?

[seaweedwrap]

[Wu pauses, hammer raised--] ...yes?

[amitiesbind]

You're... supposed to hammer into things that are soft enough to hammer into, usually.