week 2

[arsholes]

[One week down and (if the Alchemist's promise is to be believed) just three more to go. In the past week royalty has been bullied, explicitly non-Satanic chairs were ordered and you began the pact-bonding process with your new proprietor of mercantile wares, ✨Garfield the Deals Warlock✨.

All in all, a surprisingly good week despite the kidnapping and looming threat of death. We'll see how long that lasts.


Sunday | Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday | Thursday

✨WEEKLY DEALS✨
1. The Cloak of Duplication - An ancient vampiric artifact, when worn it changes your appearance and voice to perfectly mimic another individual of your choosing. (You still have to sell the act, though.) [5 coins] SOLD
2. The Battle Axe of Hatred - A sick as hell electric guitar with an energy that feels like it is powered by the screaming of an ancient and evil lord- or at least once was. It has a signature on the body that simply says "Ron" and looks like it might have been written in blood. [5 coins]
3. The Jable - Put down your keys and stay a while. [2 coins]


✨LEFTOVER STOCK AT 50% MARK-UP✨
1. The Tingler - The whole hand tingles from wearing this ring, as if more blood rushes through the area. [2 coins]
2. Christine Jr. - A tiny red convertible. It's powered by pedals like a bicycle, with a steering wheel. For some reason it makes you think of old men in silly hats. [6 coins]



(( OOC: Don't forget to submit your orders for any threads that aren't with the Alchemist or Garfield! The Alchemist and Garfield both have "office hours" now so feel free to reach out to them. The compact functions have also been updated and don't forget activity check!

This week is where the real game begins, so get in your regains and CR while you can. >:3 ))

Comments

[replacementshield]

Raise your standards.

[ Felix continues to search for a portal...with little to no luck. ]

[predecir]

Wu keeps on saying that, too...

[geez, maybe they have a point]

I don't think you can get through these very easy. It's pretty solid stone, I couldn't find any cracks.

[replacementshield]

Listen to him too.

[ Honestly he doesn't know Wu all that much but this is something they agree on, so it's whatever. ]

Ugh, I was still hoping for the impossible...or finding a portal and directing you to it. I'm not going to stop looking, got it?

[ He's too stubborn for that. Watch it appear here the moment he looks in another room or something, though. ]

[predecir]

Well, the portal closed as soon as I walked into it. Maybe if you go in the library, it'll open again...?

[He's not really sure, he's just taking shots in the dark here.]

[replacementshield]

...Right. That's a good idea.

[ Felix takes off to the library, hurrying to see if the portal does indeed open there.

Look he has no idea how this works but he's going to try anything at this point. Well, not anything but everything that is within reason. ]

[predecir]

[Bruno follows! Not exactly by the same path, of course, but he's fairly good at navigating walls. He's confident he can make his way back to the library, maybe even quicker via these passages.]

Anything? I don't see anything...

[replacementshield]

...I don't see anything. Not yet.

[ He then veers into the library and begins to tear some books off of the shelf. Maybe the portal is hiding! ]

But, it's only a matter of time.

[ Felix grumbles, naturally blaming their captor for this. This is ridiculous. ]

[predecir]

[Bruno sticks his hands into his pockets - what has it got in its pocketses, precious?]

I wish I could do something to help...

[Man, remember the library? He misses the library! Oh, shit, a portal just spontaneously opened to the library! On the other side, Bruno blinks owlishly - it's dang dark in there.]

[replacementshield]

Well, keeping an eye out will have to do for now.

[ Felix continues ripping books off the shelves.

Sorry to whomever wants the place to look particularly nice. If a portal appeared behind him or something he hasn't quite noticed.

Where did it appear, anyway? ]

[predecir]

Oh, uh.

[We can go with behind him! Bruno steps out, turning to look at the portal.]

It's back, actually.