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Ars Arcana Mods ([personal profile] arsholes) wrote in [community profile] arsarcana2022-03-27 12:12 pm
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week 2

[One week down and (if the Alchemist's promise is to be believed) just three more to go. In the past week royalty has been bullied, explicitly non-Satanic chairs were ordered and you began the pact-bonding process with your new proprietor of mercantile wares, ✨Garfield the Deals Warlock✨.

All in all, a surprisingly good week despite the kidnapping and looming threat of death. We'll see how long that lasts.


Sunday | Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday | Thursday

WEEKLY DEALS
1. The Cloak of Duplication - An ancient vampiric artifact, when worn it changes your appearance and voice to perfectly mimic another individual of your choosing. (You still have to sell the act, though.) [5 coins] SOLD
2. The Battle Axe of Hatred - A sick as hell electric guitar with an energy that feels like it is powered by the screaming of an ancient and evil lord- or at least once was. It has a signature on the body that simply says "Ron" and looks like it might have been written in blood. [5 coins]
3. The Jable - Put down your keys and stay a while. [2 coins]


LEFTOVER STOCK AT 50% MARK-UP
1. The Tingler - The whole hand tingles from wearing this ring, as if more blood rushes through the area. [2 coins]
2. Christine Jr. - A tiny red convertible. It's powered by pedals like a bicycle, with a steering wheel. For some reason it makes you think of old men in silly hats. [6 coins]



(( OOC: Don't forget to submit your orders for any threads that aren't with the Alchemist or Garfield! The Alchemist and Garfield both have "office hours" now so feel free to reach out to them. The compact functions have also been updated and don't forget activity check!

This week is where the real game begins, so get in your regains and CR while you can. >:3 ))
encelevenemus: (only a crack in this castle of glass)

[personal profile] encelevenemus 2022-03-29 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
If you wish to accuse me of having ill intentions, you may simply say it rather than dance around the matter.

[...He might be a little tense. Probably from the near-murder earlier. Probably.]

Would I kill someone if it were to ensure that thing never existed? Without hesitation, and I expect any king or queen of Lucis that came after me to have the will to do the same.

Will I bargain with someone like that for the safety of my kingdom? [...] Obviously not. I am not a complete fool.
cuttingremark: (grit)

[personal profile] cuttingremark 2022-03-29 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
No accusations. That happens after someone turns up dead.

You are smart enough to realize his offer is not all it seems.
encelevenemus: (take me down to the river bend)

[personal profile] encelevenemus 2022-03-29 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Obviously. It is absolute idiocy to take to a word out of his mouth at face value. Even if he does possess the power to do what he says...it simply does not matter. He would not deliver on such lofty promises no matter how much blood was shed in the name of it.

[Probably.]

...He is just trying to lure us into whatever result he considers 'checkmate'. That is all any of this is.
cuttingremark: (:/)

[personal profile] cuttingremark 2022-03-29 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Something to drive us to his end game [Ha.]
encelevenemus: (show me how to be whole again)

[personal profile] encelevenemus 2022-03-29 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy]

Precisely. We won't discern the purpose of this whole sordid affair if we play directly into it. Such will only hasten his desired result, whatever that may be.
cuttingremark: (reading)

[personal profile] cuttingremark 2022-03-29 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Whatever they are, I feel confident in saying it will not be pleasant for us.