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Ars Arcana Mods ([personal profile] arsholes) wrote in [community profile] arsarcana2022-03-27 12:12 pm
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week 2

[One week down and (if the Alchemist's promise is to be believed) just three more to go. In the past week royalty has been bullied, explicitly non-Satanic chairs were ordered and you began the pact-bonding process with your new proprietor of mercantile wares, ✨Garfield the Deals Warlock✨.

All in all, a surprisingly good week despite the kidnapping and looming threat of death. We'll see how long that lasts.


Sunday | Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday | Thursday

WEEKLY DEALS
1. The Cloak of Duplication - An ancient vampiric artifact, when worn it changes your appearance and voice to perfectly mimic another individual of your choosing. (You still have to sell the act, though.) [5 coins] SOLD
2. The Battle Axe of Hatred - A sick as hell electric guitar with an energy that feels like it is powered by the screaming of an ancient and evil lord- or at least once was. It has a signature on the body that simply says "Ron" and looks like it might have been written in blood. [5 coins]
3. The Jable - Put down your keys and stay a while. [2 coins]


LEFTOVER STOCK AT 50% MARK-UP
1. The Tingler - The whole hand tingles from wearing this ring, as if more blood rushes through the area. [2 coins]
2. Christine Jr. - A tiny red convertible. It's powered by pedals like a bicycle, with a steering wheel. For some reason it makes you think of old men in silly hats. [6 coins]



(( OOC: Don't forget to submit your orders for any threads that aren't with the Alchemist or Garfield! The Alchemist and Garfield both have "office hours" now so feel free to reach out to them. The compact functions have also been updated and don't forget activity check!

This week is where the real game begins, so get in your regains and CR while you can. >:3 ))
nomansbosom: (eh)

[personal profile] nomansbosom 2022-03-29 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh come on, no one here can be that-

[Oh.]

[Bryn.]

[Hm.]

[...shutting up now.]
replacementshield: (> You're all the same.)

[personal profile] replacementshield 2022-03-30 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ Yeah.

Felix is not over that sight. Seeing her lash out like that...well. Whatever, other people have that handled.

He's not going to even make a comment about Finn's aborted words, pretty sure the scene has sunk in for him as well. ]
nomansbosom: (tired)

[personal profile] nomansbosom 2022-03-30 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
Ugh, math this. I've been kinda- I dunno, patrolling at night, but I can't cover this entire place if someone decides to try something.

[he hates this he hates this he hates this]
replacementshield: (> Hm)

[personal profile] replacementshield 2022-03-30 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
Then you should realize it'd be to your best interest to stop patrolling.

[ Otherwise he's going to get himself into some deep trouble. ]
nomansbosom: (oh no)

[personal profile] nomansbosom 2022-03-30 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
What, nah man, if I can maybe save someone I gotta try!
replacementshield: (> ...What am I looking at here)

[personal profile] replacementshield 2022-03-30 11:25 am (UTC)(link)
[ Felix begins to consider his options here. Maybe he'll try this angle given what happened today. ]

And if someone far more powerful than you comes at you?
nomansbosom: (ugh)

[personal profile] nomansbosom 2022-03-30 12:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh, I'd handle it? I've fought tons of dudes stronger than I am.
replacementshield: (> Oh really?)

[personal profile] replacementshield 2022-03-30 02:28 pm (UTC)(link)
How strong, exactly?
nomansbosom: (aw)

[personal profile] nomansbosom 2022-03-30 03:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I dunno-

[He starts ticking off enemies on his fingers.]

Dragons, giants, Gunther, various monsters, Marceline's dad- ...the Lich.

[He frowns, expression darkening at that last one.]
replacementshield: (> Glance)

[personal profile] replacementshield 2022-03-31 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
[ DRAGONS???

But before he gets into any of that, the last of them also draws his attention. ]


...And the Lich is what, exactly?
nomansbosom: (tired)

[personal profile] nomansbosom 2022-03-31 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
The worst.

[He folds his arms, still looking pensive.]

Crazy bad magic undead dude, wants to just- get rid of all life everywhere.
replacementshield: (> Hm)

[personal profile] replacementshield 2022-04-01 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
[ Why are worlds filled imbeciles, he wonders. ]

...That sounds completely and utterly foolish.

I don't suppose he ever said why?
nomansbosom: (eh)

[personal profile] nomansbosom 2022-04-03 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
Not really? He's a big evil skeleton-wizard dude, it never seemed out of place for him.
replacementshield: (> Oh it's you again)

[personal profile] replacementshield 2022-04-03 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
Hmph, so he's a monster.

How did you end up defeating such a creature anyway?
nomansbosom: (aw)

[personal profile] nomansbosom 2022-04-04 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
Uh-

[He counts on his fingers.]

Magic like-like sweater, weird- wish, I think? That one's still kind of fuzzy. Magic healing goo that turned him back into a baby dude- and, um.

[He chews his lip a little.]

Last time- Fern and Sweet Pea helped. But I think he's probably dead-dead for good now? Probably.

[He knows better than to tempt that shit too hard.]
replacementshield: (> ...What am I looking at here)

[personal profile] replacementshield 2022-04-05 01:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ..... ]

What?

[ Brb Felix trying to wrap his head around all that. ]

Magic healing goo that turns a skeleton-wizard into a baby?