week 2

[arsholes]

[One week down and (if the Alchemist's promise is to be believed) just three more to go. In the past week royalty has been bullied, explicitly non-Satanic chairs were ordered and you began the pact-bonding process with your new proprietor of mercantile wares, ✨Garfield the Deals Warlock✨.

All in all, a surprisingly good week despite the kidnapping and looming threat of death. We'll see how long that lasts.


Sunday | Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday | Thursday

✨WEEKLY DEALS✨
1. The Cloak of Duplication - An ancient vampiric artifact, when worn it changes your appearance and voice to perfectly mimic another individual of your choosing. (You still have to sell the act, though.) [5 coins] SOLD
2. The Battle Axe of Hatred - A sick as hell electric guitar with an energy that feels like it is powered by the screaming of an ancient and evil lord- or at least once was. It has a signature on the body that simply says "Ron" and looks like it might have been written in blood. [5 coins]
3. The Jable - Put down your keys and stay a while. [2 coins]


✨LEFTOVER STOCK AT 50% MARK-UP✨
1. The Tingler - The whole hand tingles from wearing this ring, as if more blood rushes through the area. [2 coins]
2. Christine Jr. - A tiny red convertible. It's powered by pedals like a bicycle, with a steering wheel. For some reason it makes you think of old men in silly hats. [6 coins]



(( OOC: Don't forget to submit your orders for any threads that aren't with the Alchemist or Garfield! The Alchemist and Garfield both have "office hours" now so feel free to reach out to them. The compact functions have also been updated and don't forget activity check!

This week is where the real game begins, so get in your regains and CR while you can. >:3 ))

Comments

[amitiesbind]

Spends all his time beating up criminals and throwing them into prison without thinking about the consequences. Never takes the time to think about anything other than what's easy when it comes to the idea of justice.

[seaweedwrap]

[lmao Wu just adding another mark to the Kuvira-esque column it's fine dw about it he's not biased]

Sounds like a big jerk.

[amitiesbind]

That's putting it lightly. But the fact still remains that Gotham probably needs him around, so... I'm not about to go erasing him from existence.

[seaweedwrap]

[huh?] Even though he sounds like a not-great guy?

[amitiesbind]

He trained most of the decent heroes. And without him, there's a lot of dangerous people it would be hard for... Superman or someone to take the time to come over and fight.

[seaweedwrap]

So necessary, even if he's not the best.

[amitiesbind]

Yeah. Necessary.

[ one could even call him the hero gotham needs or something ]

[seaweedwrap]

Well that sounds really annoying.

[amitiesbind]

Trust me, it is. And the other heroes are... fine, for what they are. Maps and I helped Batgirl out a couple times when she had to use the passages under the Academy.