week 2

[arsholes]

[One week down and (if the Alchemist's promise is to be believed) just three more to go. In the past week royalty has been bullied, explicitly non-Satanic chairs were ordered and you began the pact-bonding process with your new proprietor of mercantile wares, ✨Garfield the Deals Warlock✨.

All in all, a surprisingly good week despite the kidnapping and looming threat of death. We'll see how long that lasts.


Sunday | Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday | Thursday

✨WEEKLY DEALS✨
1. The Cloak of Duplication - An ancient vampiric artifact, when worn it changes your appearance and voice to perfectly mimic another individual of your choosing. (You still have to sell the act, though.) [5 coins] SOLD
2. The Battle Axe of Hatred - A sick as hell electric guitar with an energy that feels like it is powered by the screaming of an ancient and evil lord- or at least once was. It has a signature on the body that simply says "Ron" and looks like it might have been written in blood. [5 coins]
3. The Jable - Put down your keys and stay a while. [2 coins]


✨LEFTOVER STOCK AT 50% MARK-UP✨
1. The Tingler - The whole hand tingles from wearing this ring, as if more blood rushes through the area. [2 coins]
2. Christine Jr. - A tiny red convertible. It's powered by pedals like a bicycle, with a steering wheel. For some reason it makes you think of old men in silly hats. [6 coins]



(( OOC: Don't forget to submit your orders for any threads that aren't with the Alchemist or Garfield! The Alchemist and Garfield both have "office hours" now so feel free to reach out to them. The compact functions have also been updated and don't forget activity check!

This week is where the real game begins, so get in your regains and CR while you can. >:3 ))

Comments

[replacementshield]

Only one person is allowed on a "flying broom"? That sounds ridiculous, by the way. How does that even work? A wind spell of some kind?

[squidproquos]

Well, it's a mix of your own magic and the brooms' magic. They use enchanted wood, and then you have to meet it halfway in order to will yourself to fly... I'm still working on this part myself, to be honest. I know how it works, but.

[ He's... he's not good at flying. It's Azul's Achilles heel. Fish don't fly- he only gets like two feet off the ground normally. ]

The flying portion still eludes me.

[replacementshield]

...Sounds like high-level magic to me.

[ Because, yeah. Definitely don't have flying brooms back in his world. Yet. ]

Kind of a disappointment there doesn't seem to be fencing competition going on against an academy that has 'sword' in its name, but it's whatever.

[squidproquos]

Oh, there's other sports, but Spelldrive is the one they really hone in on. I'm sure they've had their fair share of fencing tournaments.

[ Azul doesn't really pay much attention to it because he doesn't do sports. ]

[replacementshield]

If it's more popular, I guess I could understand.

[ Felix doesn't know the other's world so well, so he considers the idea wouldn't be surprising considering that things seem to be different there. ]

[squidproquos]

Indeed! I'm sure they have classes for sword fighting over there- I just haven't made it a point to look too in-depth into a school I don't go to.

[replacementshield]

Makes sense. Besides, you don't quite seem the type to wield a sword either.

[ He hasn't seen him run around wielding one, and he doesn't exactly seem to have the build of a swordsman. Though some things can be still missable. ]

[squidproquos]

Haha, fair enough.

[ True enough, he's not much of a swordsman. You can't really tell because of the suit, but he has more of a swimmer's build! ]

I much prefer battles of wits and words rather than steel, anyways.