week 2

[arsholes]

[One week down and (if the Alchemist's promise is to be believed) just three more to go. In the past week royalty has been bullied, explicitly non-Satanic chairs were ordered and you began the pact-bonding process with your new proprietor of mercantile wares, ✨Garfield the Deals Warlock✨.

All in all, a surprisingly good week despite the kidnapping and looming threat of death. We'll see how long that lasts.


Sunday | Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday | Thursday

✨WEEKLY DEALS✨
1. The Cloak of Duplication - An ancient vampiric artifact, when worn it changes your appearance and voice to perfectly mimic another individual of your choosing. (You still have to sell the act, though.) [5 coins] SOLD
2. The Battle Axe of Hatred - A sick as hell electric guitar with an energy that feels like it is powered by the screaming of an ancient and evil lord- or at least once was. It has a signature on the body that simply says "Ron" and looks like it might have been written in blood. [5 coins]
3. The Jable - Put down your keys and stay a while. [2 coins]


✨LEFTOVER STOCK AT 50% MARK-UP✨
1. The Tingler - The whole hand tingles from wearing this ring, as if more blood rushes through the area. [2 coins]
2. Christine Jr. - A tiny red convertible. It's powered by pedals like a bicycle, with a steering wheel. For some reason it makes you think of old men in silly hats. [6 coins]



(( OOC: Don't forget to submit your orders for any threads that aren't with the Alchemist or Garfield! The Alchemist and Garfield both have "office hours" now so feel free to reach out to them. The compact functions have also been updated and don't forget activity check!

This week is where the real game begins, so get in your regains and CR while you can. >:3 ))

Comments

[ghostsguysgyuudon]

[Mei makes an embarrassed noise as she drags herself to her feet and covers her face.]

There isn't a lot of space in the tower, Stella-san...

[seaweedwrap]

[it's fine, if Stella doesn't complain abt the noise, Wu is--making an upset noise and covering his head with his pillow]

S'too loud! [that sure is a muffle annoyed protest]

[strongestfeelings]

Then you should applaud me for saving space.

[Shes just kind of. pushing down on his pillow. gently. to help keep the sound out. Definitely not to smother him.]

[ghostsguysgyuudon]

That aside! Isn't that a little hazardous?

[seaweedwrap]

[SORRY, MUFFLED YELLING FOR NOW also maybe a bit of flailing RUDE, STELLA]

[strongestfeelings]

[haha she's so funny. She lifts the pressure off the pillow.]

Please. He's safer by my side, than anywhere else.

[ghostsguysgyuudon]

I guess if you're sure about that... So you're really just trying to protect him because of the motive!

[strongestfeelings]

I wouldn't say just--

He does have the nicest bed here. [She reaches over and nudges Wu.]

Don't you want to go get me breakfast?

[seaweedwrap]

[Wu is going to lift his head up out of that pillow and yawn, loudly, still very much mostly asleep, so his words are kind of slurred] Not yet. [HE MIGHT NEED A STRONGER NUDGE STELLA SORRY]

[strongestfeelings]

[SHE SHOVES THE PILLOW BACK ONTO HIS HEAD AND PUSHES DOWN]

[seaweedwrap]

[SQUAWKING AND FLAILING]

ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, BREAKFAST--[MUFFLED YELLING]

[ghostsguysgyuudon]

Please don't kill him over food! Even if you don't want to get your own, it's a little much!

[strongestfeelings]

I'm just reminding him of his priorities! [She lifts the pillow and-- oh, she's diving in for makeouts. Sorry Mai.]

[seaweedwrap]

[Wu barely has time to get a breath in, about to be annoyed but--oh, it's makeouts time?? NEAT COOL HE'S HERE FOR THAT also sorry Mei]

[ghostsguysgyuudon]

[Mei covers her face and squeaks.]

Right in front of everybody?

[strongestfeelings]

[RIGHT IN FRONT OF EVERYONE. Sorry, Mei. She doesn't apologize. She just kind of. Tosses the blankets over both their heads again.


They're busy, come back later.]

[seaweedwrap]

[WELP. GUESS HE'S OCCUPIED NOW UNTIL STELLA DECIDES OTHERWISE BYE]

[ghostsguysgyuudon]

[Mei starts trying to shuffle out of the room. She does let out an "ow" as she bonks into the bedframe again.]

Somebody back me up here...

[twibeast]

[ Orthrus is sleeping somewhere in a corner in dog mode but the commotion has started to rouse him and when Mei says that he looks up with one head. ]

Hm?

[ And he spots Stella and Wu making out. ]

Oh? Lady Stella is here?

[ghostsguysgyuudon]

[Mei takes her hands off her face and vigorously nods.]

Here and, um, doing that... and saying she wanted breakfast.

1/2

[twibeast]

Oh… [ he transforms out of his dog form and stretches ] Actually breakfast sounds like a marvellous idea… I can see if anyone’s making any.

[ He looks back over. ]

Does anyone need anything else? Like water or… [ a pause as he looks at the couple specifically, before mumbling to himself: ] Oh what’s the word for it again…

[twibeast]

Contraceptives?

[strongestfeelings]

[And just like that, she’s broken away from Wu with a splutter of laughter.]

Oh—- no, thank you, the good king’s virtue is still intact—- [not for lack of trying but—— okay maybe just a little for lack of trying.]

[seaweedwrap]

[lskdhfssld]

Do you have to keep announcing that?! [S T E L L A]

[strongestfeelings]

They were worried about it!