week 2

[arsholes]

[One week down and (if the Alchemist's promise is to be believed) just three more to go. In the past week royalty has been bullied, explicitly non-Satanic chairs were ordered and you began the pact-bonding process with your new proprietor of mercantile wares, ✨Garfield the Deals Warlock✨.

All in all, a surprisingly good week despite the kidnapping and looming threat of death. We'll see how long that lasts.


Sunday | Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday | Thursday

✨WEEKLY DEALS✨
1. The Cloak of Duplication - An ancient vampiric artifact, when worn it changes your appearance and voice to perfectly mimic another individual of your choosing. (You still have to sell the act, though.) [5 coins] SOLD
2. The Battle Axe of Hatred - A sick as hell electric guitar with an energy that feels like it is powered by the screaming of an ancient and evil lord- or at least once was. It has a signature on the body that simply says "Ron" and looks like it might have been written in blood. [5 coins]
3. The Jable - Put down your keys and stay a while. [2 coins]


✨LEFTOVER STOCK AT 50% MARK-UP✨
1. The Tingler - The whole hand tingles from wearing this ring, as if more blood rushes through the area. [2 coins]
2. Christine Jr. - A tiny red convertible. It's powered by pedals like a bicycle, with a steering wheel. For some reason it makes you think of old men in silly hats. [6 coins]



(( OOC: Don't forget to submit your orders for any threads that aren't with the Alchemist or Garfield! The Alchemist and Garfield both have "office hours" now so feel free to reach out to them. The compact functions have also been updated and don't forget activity check!

This week is where the real game begins, so get in your regains and CR while you can. >:3 ))

Comments

cw: a lil bit of eye horror

[strongestfeelings]

[Stella has been the butt of jokes enough to jump to the conclusion that Bryn is laughing at her, and she bristles more, taking a step forward.]

Just to be clear, I am not joking. You missed the details on what I've done-- I'll burn your eyes out, if the thought does cross your mind. He'd be the easiest bait here, if it weren't for me. [rip wu.]

eye horror continued

[draconite]

Of course, of course. It's not as though I have any to spare... the last thing I'd want to do is risk losing the one I have left.

[ It's not as though the rose in there enhances her vision. ]

I don't intend to so much as look at your Earth King, if that pleases you. And there's certainly no point in striking out at someone now all of you have your eyes on me.

[strongestfeelings]

I'm glad we could come to an understanding on this. [Stella beams. It's like they're besties again, even though they never were before.]

You can look, just not with murderous intent. Or. You know.

I don't share.

[draconite]

[ She gives a very unladylike snort. ]

Oh, please don't worry yourself. I can't emphasize enough how completely uninterested I am. He's entirely yours for the keeping.