week 2

[arsholes]

[One week down and (if the Alchemist's promise is to be believed) just three more to go. In the past week royalty has been bullied, explicitly non-Satanic chairs were ordered and you began the pact-bonding process with your new proprietor of mercantile wares, ✨Garfield the Deals Warlock✨.

All in all, a surprisingly good week despite the kidnapping and looming threat of death. We'll see how long that lasts.


Sunday | Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday | Thursday

✨WEEKLY DEALS✨
1. The Cloak of Duplication - An ancient vampiric artifact, when worn it changes your appearance and voice to perfectly mimic another individual of your choosing. (You still have to sell the act, though.) [5 coins] SOLD
2. The Battle Axe of Hatred - A sick as hell electric guitar with an energy that feels like it is powered by the screaming of an ancient and evil lord- or at least once was. It has a signature on the body that simply says "Ron" and looks like it might have been written in blood. [5 coins]
3. The Jable - Put down your keys and stay a while. [2 coins]


✨LEFTOVER STOCK AT 50% MARK-UP✨
1. The Tingler - The whole hand tingles from wearing this ring, as if more blood rushes through the area. [2 coins]
2. Christine Jr. - A tiny red convertible. It's powered by pedals like a bicycle, with a steering wheel. For some reason it makes you think of old men in silly hats. [6 coins]



(( OOC: Don't forget to submit your orders for any threads that aren't with the Alchemist or Garfield! The Alchemist and Garfield both have "office hours" now so feel free to reach out to them. The compact functions have also been updated and don't forget activity check!

This week is where the real game begins, so get in your regains and CR while you can. >:3 ))

Comments

[seaweedwrap]

Oh, so you want to stand around and be useless. Fine!

[philomachy]

I believe that particular niche is being filled already.

[lol]

[seaweedwrap]

I'm not useless if I'm trying to do things, you--ugh! [YOU ARE SO INFURIATING he's just...is going to scoop up several of those fliers and a box of nails and the hammer and march over to Zenos and just

uh

shove those papers and that box of nails into his stomach area because lbr that's kind of where he can reach]

If you're going to stand there and mock me like a jerk, the least you can do is put up some of these posters. [PETULANTLY]

[philomachy]

[Just stands perfectly still as Wu shoves that at him. It's rather like shoving something at a wall.]

How insistent of you. Some might consider such stubbornness a dangerous thing.

[seaweedwrap]

[WELL THIS WALL IS GETTING SOME PAPERS AND NAILS AND A HAMMER STILL PRESSED AGAINST IT--and Wu's eyes narrow as he tilts his head back to look up at Zenos with something like a challenge]

Since when are you afraid of danger?

[philomachy]

[bruh]

...It truly is a marvel that you have lived this long.

[seaweedwrap]

I'm pretty marvelous, yeah, so...posters. Let's put 'em up! [he taps the stack of papers against Zenos's stomach again pointedly]

[philomachy]

[ . . .

and suddenly he's holding them.]

You could simply allow them to drift about and people would see them just the same.

[seaweedwrap]

[ARE YOU SEEING HOW HARD HIS EYES ARE ROLLING ZENOS HE CANNOT ROLL HIS EYES ANY HARDER]

Of course I can't just allow them to drift! Tossing them around like that is for political rallies or a concerts in a back alley, and this is definitely neither of those. [huffy--but now that Zenos is holding them, he's turning back to the wall]

We need to put them up so people not only see them, but know that we're serious. This is gonna be a real swanky party!