week 2

[arsholes]

[One week down and (if the Alchemist's promise is to be believed) just three more to go. In the past week royalty has been bullied, explicitly non-Satanic chairs were ordered and you began the pact-bonding process with your new proprietor of mercantile wares, ✨Garfield the Deals Warlock✨.

All in all, a surprisingly good week despite the kidnapping and looming threat of death. We'll see how long that lasts.


Sunday | Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday | Thursday

✨WEEKLY DEALS✨
1. The Cloak of Duplication - An ancient vampiric artifact, when worn it changes your appearance and voice to perfectly mimic another individual of your choosing. (You still have to sell the act, though.) [5 coins] SOLD
2. The Battle Axe of Hatred - A sick as hell electric guitar with an energy that feels like it is powered by the screaming of an ancient and evil lord- or at least once was. It has a signature on the body that simply says "Ron" and looks like it might have been written in blood. [5 coins]
3. The Jable - Put down your keys and stay a while. [2 coins]


✨LEFTOVER STOCK AT 50% MARK-UP✨
1. The Tingler - The whole hand tingles from wearing this ring, as if more blood rushes through the area. [2 coins]
2. Christine Jr. - A tiny red convertible. It's powered by pedals like a bicycle, with a steering wheel. For some reason it makes you think of old men in silly hats. [6 coins]



(( OOC: Don't forget to submit your orders for any threads that aren't with the Alchemist or Garfield! The Alchemist and Garfield both have "office hours" now so feel free to reach out to them. The compact functions have also been updated and don't forget activity check!

This week is where the real game begins, so get in your regains and CR while you can. >:3 ))

Comments

[seaweedwrap]

[technically he got deposed a whole minute and a half after he was crowned but DETAILS HE'S STILL STICKING TO IT] Obviously a step up. And it's certainly his loss, as well. Who could ever compare to your brilliance~

[strongestfeelings]

Bloom is nice. But she’s a little—- average? She would verge on boring, were it not for her circumstances. Which I will not be telling you, so you won’t be swept away by her mysterious … Bloom-ness as well. [She’s joking, though, and her mood is lighter. She lessens her grip on him, just so, but doesn’t move away.]

You have finer tastes than that.

[seaweedwrap]

[he makes a disbelieving sound] Of course I have finer tastes. And anyway, no Dumb Dora could ever sweep me away the way you have.

[strongestfeelings]

They better not. [She reaches for his face, pinching his cheek briefly, before resting her palm against the side of his face.]

If I’m remembering correctly, though, you are the one who did the sweeping.

[seaweedwrap]

[Wu will take that pinch with a small wince and a laugh, before leaning into her hand, even as a smirk curls the corner of his mouth]

That's true, I did do some sweeping. But, [and here, that smirk softens] you took me with you first.

[strongestfeelings]

My intentions weren’t as noble.

[She strokes his cheek with her thumb, tenderness crossing her features. It’s only been a few days, but… her intentions have changed now.

So much feels like it’s changed now.]

I just didn’t want to be alone. And you came along, just the same.