week 2

[arsholes]

[One week down and (if the Alchemist's promise is to be believed) just three more to go. In the past week royalty has been bullied, explicitly non-Satanic chairs were ordered and you began the pact-bonding process with your new proprietor of mercantile wares, ✨Garfield the Deals Warlock✨.

All in all, a surprisingly good week despite the kidnapping and looming threat of death. We'll see how long that lasts.


Sunday | Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday | Thursday

✨WEEKLY DEALS✨
1. The Cloak of Duplication - An ancient vampiric artifact, when worn it changes your appearance and voice to perfectly mimic another individual of your choosing. (You still have to sell the act, though.) [5 coins] SOLD
2. The Battle Axe of Hatred - A sick as hell electric guitar with an energy that feels like it is powered by the screaming of an ancient and evil lord- or at least once was. It has a signature on the body that simply says "Ron" and looks like it might have been written in blood. [5 coins]
3. The Jable - Put down your keys and stay a while. [2 coins]


✨LEFTOVER STOCK AT 50% MARK-UP✨
1. The Tingler - The whole hand tingles from wearing this ring, as if more blood rushes through the area. [2 coins]
2. Christine Jr. - A tiny red convertible. It's powered by pedals like a bicycle, with a steering wheel. For some reason it makes you think of old men in silly hats. [6 coins]



(( OOC: Don't forget to submit your orders for any threads that aren't with the Alchemist or Garfield! The Alchemist and Garfield both have "office hours" now so feel free to reach out to them. The compact functions have also been updated and don't forget activity check!

This week is where the real game begins, so get in your regains and CR while you can. >:3 ))

Comments

[cuttingremark]

We are not only mostly strangers to each other, but also from completely different worlds. You can't begrudge us a little curiosity.

[encelevenemus]

I think you will find I can, but I shall entertain it all the same.

[cuttingremark]

I suppose you aren't a complete spoil sport.

Do you really have no questions for the rest of us? No curiosity at all?

[encelevenemus]

My only concern is the fate of the star and the kingdom.

[buzzkill]

There is no reason we should be forming any attachment past what is necessary to survive.

[cuttingremark]

You don't have to 'form attachments' [said in a mocking serious tone] to learn about literal other worlds.

[encelevenemus]

I care very little for literal other worlds; they are simply none of my concern.

[cuttingremark]

Ugh, so boring. What do you even do for fun?

Well, what did you do for fun. I suppose being a statue ghost doesn't allow for many hobbies.

[encelevenemus]

… [It looked as if he had to think about that for a second—it’s been a while.]

I was a capable chess player, and I often went hunting with my guard and a trained falcon.

[cuttingremark]

I've heard of chess, but it was not a game played on Asgard. Perhaps you could teach me sometime.

[encelevenemus]

[surely nothing bad can come of this.]

...Very well. Should we stumble across a chessboard, I may just humor that request.

[cuttingremark]

I'll hold you to that. Perhaps we can see if our generous proprietor has one for sale.