week 2

[arsholes]

[One week down and (if the Alchemist's promise is to be believed) just three more to go. In the past week royalty has been bullied, explicitly non-Satanic chairs were ordered and you began the pact-bonding process with your new proprietor of mercantile wares, ✨Garfield the Deals Warlock✨.

All in all, a surprisingly good week despite the kidnapping and looming threat of death. We'll see how long that lasts.


Sunday | Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday | Thursday

✨WEEKLY DEALS✨
1. The Cloak of Duplication - An ancient vampiric artifact, when worn it changes your appearance and voice to perfectly mimic another individual of your choosing. (You still have to sell the act, though.) [5 coins] SOLD
2. The Battle Axe of Hatred - A sick as hell electric guitar with an energy that feels like it is powered by the screaming of an ancient and evil lord- or at least once was. It has a signature on the body that simply says "Ron" and looks like it might have been written in blood. [5 coins]
3. The Jable - Put down your keys and stay a while. [2 coins]


✨LEFTOVER STOCK AT 50% MARK-UP✨
1. The Tingler - The whole hand tingles from wearing this ring, as if more blood rushes through the area. [2 coins]
2. Christine Jr. - A tiny red convertible. It's powered by pedals like a bicycle, with a steering wheel. For some reason it makes you think of old men in silly hats. [6 coins]



(( OOC: Don't forget to submit your orders for any threads that aren't with the Alchemist or Garfield! The Alchemist and Garfield both have "office hours" now so feel free to reach out to them. The compact functions have also been updated and don't forget activity check!

This week is where the real game begins, so get in your regains and CR while you can. >:3 ))

Comments

[cakerights]

[He stops only for a moment, huffing]

I've studied your kind. I know your weak points. I can disable you with a blade like this if I desire! I will not be an easy target for your singleminded revenge.

[draconite]

You've studied humans. Don't be so quick to assume that anything resembling them is just as weak and fragile as a human might be.

[ She's... not helping her case at all, huh. ]

Not that it matters. I don't have any interest in striking at anyone else.

[cakerights]

[he frowns. The idea that there are things that LOOK like humans but aren't... annoying]

... I suppose even in my world there are creatures like you. Dragons, for example, will use magic to disguise themselves as Cookies.

[he narrows his eyes]

You don't strike me as the type to be able to get away with it.

[draconite]

Well, I have no plans to slather myself in icing and present myself as a pastry, so there's hardly any need for you to worry about that.

[ said with a bit of a scoff. ]

Not everything that appears different from how you might expect does so as a disguise or an attempt to deceive. Is it truly so hard to believe that I simply happen to look the way I do?

[cakerights]

There are precious few here whom I would take at their word. You are not one of them. I am cautious by nature. I have no way to prove you are as you say, and you have given me no reason to think otherwise!

[draconite]

[ She gives another impatient little tch and turns her attention back to her book. ]

Very well. Suit yourself, then. So long as you intend to leave me in peace to read, you can think and do whatever you'd like.

[cakerights]

Hmph.

[he plans on it, at least, and leaves the library swiftly]