week 2

[arsholes]

[One week down and (if the Alchemist's promise is to be believed) just three more to go. In the past week royalty has been bullied, explicitly non-Satanic chairs were ordered and you began the pact-bonding process with your new proprietor of mercantile wares, ✨Garfield the Deals Warlock✨.

All in all, a surprisingly good week despite the kidnapping and looming threat of death. We'll see how long that lasts.


Sunday | Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday | Thursday

✨WEEKLY DEALS✨
1. The Cloak of Duplication - An ancient vampiric artifact, when worn it changes your appearance and voice to perfectly mimic another individual of your choosing. (You still have to sell the act, though.) [5 coins] SOLD
2. The Battle Axe of Hatred - A sick as hell electric guitar with an energy that feels like it is powered by the screaming of an ancient and evil lord- or at least once was. It has a signature on the body that simply says "Ron" and looks like it might have been written in blood. [5 coins]
3. The Jable - Put down your keys and stay a while. [2 coins]


✨LEFTOVER STOCK AT 50% MARK-UP✨
1. The Tingler - The whole hand tingles from wearing this ring, as if more blood rushes through the area. [2 coins]
2. Christine Jr. - A tiny red convertible. It's powered by pedals like a bicycle, with a steering wheel. For some reason it makes you think of old men in silly hats. [6 coins]



(( OOC: Don't forget to submit your orders for any threads that aren't with the Alchemist or Garfield! The Alchemist and Garfield both have "office hours" now so feel free to reach out to them. The compact functions have also been updated and don't forget activity check!

This week is where the real game begins, so get in your regains and CR while you can. >:3 ))

Comments

[draconite]

[ She spins around to face him, her expression twisted up with an emotion that's hard to read. ]

Is that what you're here for? To oogle some more? Well, I'm so sorry to have disappointed you.

[ Judging by her tone, she's Not Actually Sorry. ]

[philomachy]

You have done nothing of the sort.

[But also like yeah he knows she don't care and that's so valid of her.]

Should it not be I who professes some sort of insincere show of remorse? I am the one who stopped you, after all.

[draconite]

That depends. Do you actually want to apologize or do you just feel it's what you should be expected to do in a situation like this?

[ she has a good guess which one it is. ]

[philomachy]

Oh, I will not insult us both with an actual apology. We're better than such things, are we not?

Though I will say that I would have gladly let you at it, had it not been... an unfortunate moment for the attempt. What a waste that would have been.

[draconite]

[ The gradual bubbling up of aggro energy simmers down all at once and Bryn just sort of stares at him, cautious and puzzled all at once. ]

You would? ... why?

[philomachy]

Because you did it right there, in front of us all. You had the courage to not care about what anyone thought of you, nor the desire to hide whatever sin you needed to commit to get that what you want.

It was more honest than anyone else has been here so far. Far more worthy of respect.