week 2

[arsholes]

[One week down and (if the Alchemist's promise is to be believed) just three more to go. In the past week royalty has been bullied, explicitly non-Satanic chairs were ordered and you began the pact-bonding process with your new proprietor of mercantile wares, ✨Garfield the Deals Warlock✨.

All in all, a surprisingly good week despite the kidnapping and looming threat of death. We'll see how long that lasts.


Sunday | Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday | Thursday

✨WEEKLY DEALS✨
1. The Cloak of Duplication - An ancient vampiric artifact, when worn it changes your appearance and voice to perfectly mimic another individual of your choosing. (You still have to sell the act, though.) [5 coins] SOLD
2. The Battle Axe of Hatred - A sick as hell electric guitar with an energy that feels like it is powered by the screaming of an ancient and evil lord- or at least once was. It has a signature on the body that simply says "Ron" and looks like it might have been written in blood. [5 coins]
3. The Jable - Put down your keys and stay a while. [2 coins]


✨LEFTOVER STOCK AT 50% MARK-UP✨
1. The Tingler - The whole hand tingles from wearing this ring, as if more blood rushes through the area. [2 coins]
2. Christine Jr. - A tiny red convertible. It's powered by pedals like a bicycle, with a steering wheel. For some reason it makes you think of old men in silly hats. [6 coins]



(( OOC: Don't forget to submit your orders for any threads that aren't with the Alchemist or Garfield! The Alchemist and Garfield both have "office hours" now so feel free to reach out to them. The compact functions have also been updated and don't forget activity check!

This week is where the real game begins, so get in your regains and CR while you can. >:3 ))

Comments

[predecir]

[Bruno startles, but recovers quickly!]

Oh! You're awake! [Now that he is, Bruno looks him over critically.] Have you been eating enough? I know I get like that sometimes if I haven't been eating enough - pretty bad when you spend a lot of time on ladders, heh...

[pegasinister]

Ugh... it... is possibly a lack of nutrition, yes.

[He hates his weak human body!!!!]

[predecir]

[Bruno frowns, propping himself up on an elbow. Sure, he just said he's been in the same boat before, but that was necessity; there's nothing like that going on here.]

You can eat whatever you need to. There's plenty of food to go around, here.

[pegasinister]

Plenty of food to be poisoned.

[predecir]

[Bruno has visibly not considered this possibility at all!]

...you could just make your own food. I don't think anybody's going to poison the ingredients, we all use those. Can you cook?

[pegasinister]

Passably. I've been cooking my own meals but... perhaps I forgot a meal or two.

[or 12]

[predecir]

You don't pass out from missing one or two meals.

[pegasinister]

...

[Why you gotta call him out like this Bruno? He glares, but it lacks his usual menacing aura due to being exhausted and knowing Bruno is right]

Perhaps... more than that.

[predecir]

Do you - [He starts rustling around in his ruana.] - want some of these little crackers? They're prepackaged anyway, so...

[Also like. Do you think Bruno's gonna be the guy to poison someone?]

[pegasinister]

...

Fine.

... thank you

[predecir]

Hey, don't worry about it.

[Bruno produces like, an entire handful of little snack cracker packets and hands them over. You just know he's still got more squirreled away somewhere in there, too.]

[pegasinister]

[He takes one, delicately opening the package and popping the cracker in his mouth with an... interesting expression.]

It is... saltier than I expected.

[predecir]

Mmm, yeah, they are. The graham ones are sweet, though. Not sure why they're called that, I'm pretty sure it's just sugar and cinnamon.

[you want a graham cracker?]