week 2

[arsholes]

[One week down and (if the Alchemist's promise is to be believed) just three more to go. In the past week royalty has been bullied, explicitly non-Satanic chairs were ordered and you began the pact-bonding process with your new proprietor of mercantile wares, ✨Garfield the Deals Warlock✨.

All in all, a surprisingly good week despite the kidnapping and looming threat of death. We'll see how long that lasts.


Sunday | Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday | Thursday

✨WEEKLY DEALS✨
1. The Cloak of Duplication - An ancient vampiric artifact, when worn it changes your appearance and voice to perfectly mimic another individual of your choosing. (You still have to sell the act, though.) [5 coins] SOLD
2. The Battle Axe of Hatred - A sick as hell electric guitar with an energy that feels like it is powered by the screaming of an ancient and evil lord- or at least once was. It has a signature on the body that simply says "Ron" and looks like it might have been written in blood. [5 coins]
3. The Jable - Put down your keys and stay a while. [2 coins]


✨LEFTOVER STOCK AT 50% MARK-UP✨
1. The Tingler - The whole hand tingles from wearing this ring, as if more blood rushes through the area. [2 coins]
2. Christine Jr. - A tiny red convertible. It's powered by pedals like a bicycle, with a steering wheel. For some reason it makes you think of old men in silly hats. [6 coins]



(( OOC: Don't forget to submit your orders for any threads that aren't with the Alchemist or Garfield! The Alchemist and Garfield both have "office hours" now so feel free to reach out to them. The compact functions have also been updated and don't forget activity check!

This week is where the real game begins, so get in your regains and CR while you can. >:3 ))

Comments

[philomachy]

...For the sake of transparency, I will make it clear that I can help her perfectly fine without it. And while some real steel is tempting, it is perhaps not quite as much as you may think.

And yet, you think that I will agree to this?

[he hasn't actually said yes or no yet.]

1/2

[seaweedwrap]

[Wu visibly falters at that, shoulders hunching, shrinking a bit into himself--]

2/2

[seaweedwrap]

[--before he sucks in a breath through his nose, mouth thinning into a line, jaw clenching slightly]

I don't know, not for sure. But Stella seems to like you and you seem to get along okay. You get things about her in ways that I don't. [he doesn't like admitting that, but if it might get Zenos to agree--]

So. I'm not sure, but I'm trying anyway.

[philomachy]

...

[He almost feels the need to argue the point about getting along, but he decides against it. That's entirely too much effort.

As for the rest...]

Interesting. [He'll reach out and put a hand on the sword, closing his eyes a moment. It is not joy, not even close to it, but there is a certain... satisfaction to a real blade.] ...Very well. I agree to your terms.

1/2

[seaweedwrap]

[Wu blows out a breath, then, that stiffness to his posture immediately vanishing as he crumples into himself a bit] Oh, whew! Swell! [he laughs a little, something relieved and definitely releasing of a whole LOT of nerves that were built up] I really wasn't sure for a minute there if you would agree or if you were just gonna take it one way or another.

[seaweedwrap]

Good thing I'm so convincing. Maybe I'm getting the hang of this leader thing after all!

[philomachy]

Do not take this as a diplomatic victory of any kind. Your persuasion needs work and your insight is lacking.

[just. god. why does he bother.]

You're far too eager to celebrate what meager victories you stumble into.

[seaweedwrap]

[...oh. Well, that'll take a little bit of the wind out of his sails but...let's be honest, not actually a whole lot. He hops off the table, taking a step closer to Zenos and leaning in to poke his shoulder with a smirk]

And yet, you still agreed. [ :3

and with that, he's going to just move to stride out of the room like a man who has just won some kind of clever maneuver]