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Ars Arcana Mods ([personal profile] arsholes) wrote in [community profile] arsarcana2022-03-27 12:12 pm
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week 2

[One week down and (if the Alchemist's promise is to be believed) just three more to go. In the past week royalty has been bullied, explicitly non-Satanic chairs were ordered and you began the pact-bonding process with your new proprietor of mercantile wares, ✨Garfield the Deals Warlock✨.

All in all, a surprisingly good week despite the kidnapping and looming threat of death. We'll see how long that lasts.


Sunday | Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday | Thursday

WEEKLY DEALS
1. The Cloak of Duplication - An ancient vampiric artifact, when worn it changes your appearance and voice to perfectly mimic another individual of your choosing. (You still have to sell the act, though.) [5 coins] SOLD
2. The Battle Axe of Hatred - A sick as hell electric guitar with an energy that feels like it is powered by the screaming of an ancient and evil lord- or at least once was. It has a signature on the body that simply says "Ron" and looks like it might have been written in blood. [5 coins]
3. The Jable - Put down your keys and stay a while. [2 coins]


LEFTOVER STOCK AT 50% MARK-UP
1. The Tingler - The whole hand tingles from wearing this ring, as if more blood rushes through the area. [2 coins]
2. Christine Jr. - A tiny red convertible. It's powered by pedals like a bicycle, with a steering wheel. For some reason it makes you think of old men in silly hats. [6 coins]



(( OOC: Don't forget to submit your orders for any threads that aren't with the Alchemist or Garfield! The Alchemist and Garfield both have "office hours" now so feel free to reach out to them. The compact functions have also been updated and don't forget activity check!

This week is where the real game begins, so get in your regains and CR while you can. >:3 ))
seaweedwrap: (4 - 4W489wF)

2/2

[personal profile] seaweedwrap 2022-04-16 12:12 pm (UTC)(link)
No problem, tough guy. Keep things cool as a cucumber. Got it.
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[personal profile] philomachy 2022-04-16 12:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[ . . . ]

Keep things what.

[congratulations? wu??? you confused the man]
seaweedwrap: (1 - o8KsI5u)

[personal profile] seaweedwrap 2022-04-16 12:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Cool as a cucumber! On ice! Relaxed, y'know?
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[personal profile] philomachy 2022-04-16 12:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[???????????????]

[gods he feels like he's being forced to deal with fandaniel all over again]

...Sure.

[he's just accepting this now. he's letting it happen.]
seaweedwrap: (2 - ffZDi0u)

[personal profile] seaweedwrap 2022-04-16 12:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Exactly! See, you're the kinda fella that doesn't seem to get in a lather about anything.
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[personal profile] philomachy 2022-04-16 12:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[he hates it here. he hates it here so much. how much would it take to convince the alchemist to just blow up the whole tower?]

...Mhm.
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[personal profile] seaweedwrap 2022-04-16 12:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[HE WILL TAKE THAT AS AGREEMENT]

See? Like that! Y'know, you paint yourself as a real bimbo but you're actually pretty alright, Zenos.

[Wu, that does not mean to most people what it means to you--]
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[personal profile] philomachy 2022-04-16 12:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[.........................................]

As.

A what.
seaweedwrap: (3 - k02lAty)

1/2

[personal profile] seaweedwrap 2022-04-16 12:45 pm (UTC)(link)
A bimbo! Y'know, a real tough guy, strong, silent, kinda a jerk and broody and all that.
seaweedwrap: (17 - zIu33Jn)

2/2 this man is so stupid

[personal profile] seaweedwrap 2022-04-16 12:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Which you are still those things, definitely, but you're also a pretty straight forward kinda guy. I can appreciate that!