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Ars Arcana Mods ([personal profile] arsholes) wrote in [community profile] arsarcana2022-03-27 12:12 pm
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week 2

[One week down and (if the Alchemist's promise is to be believed) just three more to go. In the past week royalty has been bullied, explicitly non-Satanic chairs were ordered and you began the pact-bonding process with your new proprietor of mercantile wares, ✨Garfield the Deals Warlock✨.

All in all, a surprisingly good week despite the kidnapping and looming threat of death. We'll see how long that lasts.


Sunday | Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday | Thursday

WEEKLY DEALS
1. The Cloak of Duplication - An ancient vampiric artifact, when worn it changes your appearance and voice to perfectly mimic another individual of your choosing. (You still have to sell the act, though.) [5 coins] SOLD
2. The Battle Axe of Hatred - A sick as hell electric guitar with an energy that feels like it is powered by the screaming of an ancient and evil lord- or at least once was. It has a signature on the body that simply says "Ron" and looks like it might have been written in blood. [5 coins]
3. The Jable - Put down your keys and stay a while. [2 coins]


LEFTOVER STOCK AT 50% MARK-UP
1. The Tingler - The whole hand tingles from wearing this ring, as if more blood rushes through the area. [2 coins]
2. Christine Jr. - A tiny red convertible. It's powered by pedals like a bicycle, with a steering wheel. For some reason it makes you think of old men in silly hats. [6 coins]



(( OOC: Don't forget to submit your orders for any threads that aren't with the Alchemist or Garfield! The Alchemist and Garfield both have "office hours" now so feel free to reach out to them. The compact functions have also been updated and don't forget activity check!

This week is where the real game begins, so get in your regains and CR while you can. >:3 ))
twibeast: (117)

CW: abuse of all kinds for the rest of this thread probably

[personal profile] twibeast 2022-04-01 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He reopens them. ]

Mine was my sister Chimera, who confined and abused me for 1000 years.
encelevenemus: (wash the poison from off my skin)

[personal profile] encelevenemus 2022-04-01 04:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[It looked as if he had to think about that for a second—it’s been a while.]

I was a capable chess player, and I often went hunting with my guard and a trained falcon.
pegasinister: (18)

[personal profile] pegasinister 2022-04-01 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[If he hadn't been preparing a spell he might have been able to dodge it. But maybe not. He's never been skilled at melee combat, after all. So her swing hits him right in the breadbasket, making him double over with a wheeze. The spell dissipates harmlessly.]

This... isn't over... princess.

[the threat is kinda ruined by how his strained voice sounds closer to a very different earlier Robbie Daymond role. Fearing a follow up attack he teleport the fuck away]
replacementshield: (> Hm)

[personal profile] replacementshield 2022-04-01 04:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Ratings, you mean? If it's key to the business, then I can see why he'd be looking to ensure that he doesn't receive anything too damaging, I suppose.

But, also an unsurprising thing for a traveling merchant. In the end, it's probably all that he has. Not uncommon for some of them.
replacementshield: (> Ugh)

[personal profile] replacementshield 2022-04-01 04:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah?

[ ... ]

Well, I guess I could teach you a few more things if you want.
replacementshield: (> Hm)

[personal profile] replacementshield 2022-04-01 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Makes sense. Besides, you don't quite seem the type to wield a sword either.

[ He hasn't seen him run around wielding one, and he doesn't exactly seem to have the build of a swordsman. Though some things can be still missable. ]
twibeast: (true 01)

[personal profile] twibeast 2022-04-01 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, all right then. Well, have fun, I’ll be back with food shortly.

[ And off he goes. Sorry Mei. ]
rikonstructed: (5)

[personal profile] rikonstructed 2022-04-01 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I tried a key. ...There's very little to say for the results beyond that. The fit was correct, but it won't open.

[Some force may have been applied. He's starting to take this door pretty personally.]

What spells do you have, then? Perhaps something more concussive.
replacementshield: (> Actually entertained)

[personal profile] replacementshield 2022-04-01 05:17 pm (UTC)(link)
You fight like a brute.

[ Yet, the way he says that, he's not displeased.

Felix looks up at the hand she extends to him, and he pauses. For a moment, he imagines that he's at the training grounds at a different time, and someone else has extended their hand to him.

He huffs and roughly takes it but immediately lets go once he's at his feet. ]


Who taught you how to fight, anyway?
replacementshield: (> Glance)

[personal profile] replacementshield 2022-04-01 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ His amber eyes focus in on them immediately; his expression is composed but his eyes are fixated, full of wonder and appreciation. ]

That sounds rather practical, of course.

[ Ugh no he can't hold back a compliment like this. ]

...And amazing. I mean, it must not be such a big deal to you, so it's whatever. I'm just simply stating the obvious.
encelevenemus: (thus saith the lord)

[personal profile] encelevenemus 2022-04-01 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
True, it is only natural to us. [Somnus lowered his hand, the swords vanishing in flickers of something crystalline.] But it is not without its uses, of course.
replacementshield: (> Actually entertained)

[personal profile] replacementshield 2022-04-01 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I can imagine.

[ Beat. ]

...You know, we should definitely spar again.

[ Felix. ]
guffawsungraciously: the sort of look that comes with watching something unbelievably stupid actually succeed, to your detriment (are you jangling my chain.)

[personal profile] guffawsungraciously 2022-04-01 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[...he was going to say something but-]

...the what.
guffawsungraciously: boy does he love playing with his bangs. (are you there?)

[personal profile] guffawsungraciously 2022-04-01 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[yep okay there's a cloth. now to make sure it's nice and...

...]


...why am I bothering with this.

[He sighs and... looks up to see...

...he doesn't immediately make the connection, but he does notice Azul taking a selfie, so he'll shove his pendant back in his pocket!]


...

You know, that is an idea.

guffawsungraciously: jasper is smiling very smugly and perhaps looking down on someone, even though he is probably shorter than them. (big knifecat energy)

[personal profile] guffawsungraciously 2022-04-01 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[Fortunately for Jasper, he's also pretty fast, so he can cross his swords in front of him to try and parry that punch! He does smirk, though, because he understood what she was going for.]

What, no honor in sparring?

[He's going to try and push her back and dodge to the side so he can try and get a hit in at her back!]
ghostsguysgyuudon: Worried hesitation. (did i screw up)

[personal profile] ghostsguysgyuudon 2022-04-02 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
[embarrassed noises]

I guess if we can't really stop you... whyyyyyyyyyy
predecir: (8;)

[personal profile] predecir 2022-04-02 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
[In a mock deep voice:]

It's a mystery, Bryn~ [And then in his normal one, with a bit of a nervous edge!] I'll write more of it, I promise. This kind of thing is a lot of what I do for fun, back home.
amitiesbind: (dont know how I'll ever break this curse)

[personal profile] amitiesbind 2022-04-02 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
Can't let hooligans like that into your place of business. He'd run down the property value.
ghostsguysgyuudon: Finger to her temple, thinking. (well y'see...)

[personal profile] ghostsguysgyuudon 2022-04-02 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
That sounds useful! I wonder if I'd be able to learn, since that's my dorm. Though I think that's just because he didn't know where else to put me.
ghostsguysgyuudon: Silly shocked expression. (that one hurt)

[personal profile] ghostsguysgyuudon 2022-04-02 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
Gk -- child? That one hurt...
ghostsguysgyuudon: Emotional smile. (you can't know)

[personal profile] ghostsguysgyuudon 2022-04-02 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
You're right. It's too hard to believe otherwise, and at least most of us seem like we wouldn't do something bad.
cakerights: (½ cup unsweetened cocoa powder)

[personal profile] cakerights 2022-04-02 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
[He stops only for a moment, huffing]

I've studied your kind. I know your weak points. I can disable you with a blade like this if I desire! I will not be an easy target for your singleminded revenge.
cakerights: (PREHEAT oven to 375°F.)

[personal profile] cakerights 2022-04-02 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
[he grins a bit. Gotcha!]

Well, then I suppose that means they cannot be required.
ghostsguysgyuudon: Pleading look. (don't let this get worse)

[personal profile] ghostsguysgyuudon 2022-04-02 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
What do you mean, Loki-san? All the Alchemist said was about getting away with it.
cakerights: (1 tsp baking soda)

[personal profile] cakerights 2022-04-02 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I think with a bit more polish, you could easily do so professionally. If you desired. Your skills certainly outshine some Cookies I know.

[Licorice Cookie, for example. He could burn water.....]

And what is this...? [he gestures to the mousse] It smells bright and fresh.