week 2

[arsholes]

[One week down and (if the Alchemist's promise is to be believed) just three more to go. In the past week royalty has been bullied, explicitly non-Satanic chairs were ordered and you began the pact-bonding process with your new proprietor of mercantile wares, ✨Garfield the Deals Warlock✨.

All in all, a surprisingly good week despite the kidnapping and looming threat of death. We'll see how long that lasts.


Sunday | Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday | Thursday

✨WEEKLY DEALS✨
1. The Cloak of Duplication - An ancient vampiric artifact, when worn it changes your appearance and voice to perfectly mimic another individual of your choosing. (You still have to sell the act, though.) [5 coins] SOLD
2. The Battle Axe of Hatred - A sick as hell electric guitar with an energy that feels like it is powered by the screaming of an ancient and evil lord- or at least once was. It has a signature on the body that simply says "Ron" and looks like it might have been written in blood. [5 coins]
3. The Jable - Put down your keys and stay a while. [2 coins]


✨LEFTOVER STOCK AT 50% MARK-UP✨
1. The Tingler - The whole hand tingles from wearing this ring, as if more blood rushes through the area. [2 coins]
2. Christine Jr. - A tiny red convertible. It's powered by pedals like a bicycle, with a steering wheel. For some reason it makes you think of old men in silly hats. [6 coins]



(( OOC: Don't forget to submit your orders for any threads that aren't with the Alchemist or Garfield! The Alchemist and Garfield both have "office hours" now so feel free to reach out to them. The compact functions have also been updated and don't forget activity check!

This week is where the real game begins, so get in your regains and CR while you can. >:3 ))

Comments

[encelevenemus]

Honestly. Obviously it was clear you were not going to allow us to simply exist unchallenged for a month, but is this not a bit absurd to-

[As he spoke, Somnus opened his envelope and then abruptly stopped doing the former. The picture vanished in a brief flicker of light, and with it went his arrogance.]

…I suppose you think that funny, do you?

[thealchemist]

Hilarious.

What's the matter, big guy? Not feeling the brotherly love?

[encelevenemus]

[Somnus smiled in a way that was probably meant to be diplomatic, but came across more like the smile of someone who had read about the concept of ‘diplomacy’ in a book written by Caligula.]

I would not know, I am an only child.

Impatience is a poor quality in a teacher, do you not think pushing things along in such a way reflects poorly on you?

[thealchemist]

Hey, it's just an offer, not a threat.

[He holds his hands up disarmingly, his cane propped against the table next to him.]

Think of it as extra credit.