week 2

[arsholes]

[One week down and (if the Alchemist's promise is to be believed) just three more to go. In the past week royalty has been bullied, explicitly non-Satanic chairs were ordered and you began the pact-bonding process with your new proprietor of mercantile wares, ✨Garfield the Deals Warlock✨.

All in all, a surprisingly good week despite the kidnapping and looming threat of death. We'll see how long that lasts.


Sunday | Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday | Thursday

✨WEEKLY DEALS✨
1. The Cloak of Duplication - An ancient vampiric artifact, when worn it changes your appearance and voice to perfectly mimic another individual of your choosing. (You still have to sell the act, though.) [5 coins] SOLD
2. The Battle Axe of Hatred - A sick as hell electric guitar with an energy that feels like it is powered by the screaming of an ancient and evil lord- or at least once was. It has a signature on the body that simply says "Ron" and looks like it might have been written in blood. [5 coins]
3. The Jable - Put down your keys and stay a while. [2 coins]


✨LEFTOVER STOCK AT 50% MARK-UP✨
1. The Tingler - The whole hand tingles from wearing this ring, as if more blood rushes through the area. [2 coins]
2. Christine Jr. - A tiny red convertible. It's powered by pedals like a bicycle, with a steering wheel. For some reason it makes you think of old men in silly hats. [6 coins]



(( OOC: Don't forget to submit your orders for any threads that aren't with the Alchemist or Garfield! The Alchemist and Garfield both have "office hours" now so feel free to reach out to them. The compact functions have also been updated and don't forget activity check!

This week is where the real game begins, so get in your regains and CR while you can. >:3 ))

Comments

[philomachy]

[Oh for--

Zenos moves, about as fast as Bryn does and within moments he's there behind her. He just pulls her off, as if taking a feral cat out of a fight by the scruff of the neck.

He's a bit stunned as to why he even did that, but. Too late now.]

[strongestfeelings]

[just lookin back from the doorway where shes w wu like DAMN


well, zenos has got it, she keeps dragging wu out of there before bryn gets any ideas to go for the next weakest link]

[draconite]

[ And much like a feral cat, she lets out an angry yowl from deep in her throat and furiously wriggles in his grip. She's still got a death hold on Bruno's clothes and when she isn't able to follow through with her now transparently murderous intent, she follows the yowl through with a snarl through her teeth. ]

[philomachy]

[Okay, well, now that he has a moment he's just gonna let out a slightly surprised breath. And just so, he's back to his usual impassive self. Still holding her, pulling her further away.]

What a fine impression of a beast you're doing, Princess.

But no, not today.

[draconite]

[ The further away she gets and the more obstacles put between her and her target, the louder she gets - a vicious little growl bubbling up from her chest that gets progressively nastier as she goes.

But it isn't until Zenos addresses her that it reaches its peak. At the word Princess, the growl erupts into a snarl and with her lips skinned back from her teeth, she lunged as if to take a bite out of him. ]

[cuttingremark]

[She ends up taking a bite out of thin air as Bruno has been replaced by an illusion and a srap of torn fabric in her hand.]

[philomachy]

[He doesn't even blink. Just holds her in place, absolutely unfazed, save for maybe the hint of a smirk on his face.]

Steady, now.

[twibeast]

That's enough!

[ Okay something needs to be done about her so she can be put somewhere to calm down at least and kept from the others so you know what? He's just going to do what he did to Fenrir when the other wouldn't back down.

He manifests one of his magic shields and bonks her with it, hopefully enough to either snap her out of this or knock her out. ]

[draconite]

[ Those of her who've sparred with her this week will know she's a hard headed girl in uh every way that phrase implies - but even she has her limits and a hard enough blow like that to the head is enough to have her slumping over in Zenos's grip at last, out cold. ]

[philomachy]

[Ah, there she goes. Suddenly so still. For the better, for now.

...He's more gentle than he was with Wu, at least, not just dropped her on her face. Just gonna... set her down on the floor. Gently, mostly.]

[encelevenemus]

Now what are we to do? She can not be trusted unattended, that much is clear.

[just in case, the phantom swords remained manifested]

[rikonstructed]

I can exoflect restraints, but I question if they would hold her.

[Nuadha's hand is still held out from his side, ready to cast if anyone else looks like they're about to do something inadvisable.]

[cakerights]

She does seem more than willing to take the Alchemist up on his offer. But we don't have any sort of dungeon, do we?

[twibeast]

[ He sighs, letting some of the tension out. ]

If need be... I can create a barrier to keep her confined for a while.

[ But he's also not super... fond of the idea?? Even though she just... tried all this. ]

I would need to stand vigil over it though. Barriers to keep people in are much, much harder than those designed to keep people out and the further I am from my home the more mana I need to expend to keep it up.

[pegasinister]

... so this is the Carrion Princess.

[Thanks for doing literally nothing to help, Hubert]

[thealchemist]

[Well, he was already a little shaken, and her outburst did nothing to make him less startled.

He tilts his head, almost thoughtfully, and then hops down off of the table.]

Well, I think that's enough excitement, what do you say?

[reresurrected]

[... well, that certainly works! He was gearing up to do something similar, but he's very appreciative that he doesn't have to hit a lady now, even if the lady was somewhat... uh.]

Thank you for being faster than I was.

[twibeast]

[ He sighs and tries to smile at Baldr, though it's very strained. ]

You're... welcome. I only wish it didn't have to come to this at all.

[replacementshield]

What a foolish and feral beast. I never took you for being such a mindless and stupid creature, believing just about anything a kidnapper would tell you.

[ Everyone else has it but he will throw in this comment. ]

[philomachy]

[you're saying that like it's a bad thing]

Foolish and feral in equal measure she may be, this is not a beast that you can handle. Keeping your words to yourself would be prudent.

[Yes, he IS defending the honor of the feral cat he's holding back from murder, what of it?]

[replacementshield]

[ He doesn't quite care. ]

You waste your breath as I've already said my piece.

[philomachy]

Good. I tire of the sound of your voice.

[replacementshield]

Hmph. Get used to it.

[ He'll raise his chin up and then turn around before walking off. ]

[nomansbosom]

DUDE-!

[Bryn's out sword's out- ready stance... Out.]

[Looks like Zenos has this, but he's here just in case.]

PR- BRYNCESS, CHILL THE MATH OUT!

[cakerights]

Indeed!

[Red Velvet puts himself in the middle of things, his knife drawn]

There will be none of that!