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Ars Arcana Mods ([personal profile] arsholes) wrote in [community profile] arsarcana2022-03-27 12:12 pm
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week 2

[One week down and (if the Alchemist's promise is to be believed) just three more to go. In the past week royalty has been bullied, explicitly non-Satanic chairs were ordered and you began the pact-bonding process with your new proprietor of mercantile wares, ✨Garfield the Deals Warlock✨.

All in all, a surprisingly good week despite the kidnapping and looming threat of death. We'll see how long that lasts.


Sunday | Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday | Thursday

WEEKLY DEALS
1. The Cloak of Duplication - An ancient vampiric artifact, when worn it changes your appearance and voice to perfectly mimic another individual of your choosing. (You still have to sell the act, though.) [5 coins] SOLD
2. The Battle Axe of Hatred - A sick as hell electric guitar with an energy that feels like it is powered by the screaming of an ancient and evil lord- or at least once was. It has a signature on the body that simply says "Ron" and looks like it might have been written in blood. [5 coins]
3. The Jable - Put down your keys and stay a while. [2 coins]


LEFTOVER STOCK AT 50% MARK-UP
1. The Tingler - The whole hand tingles from wearing this ring, as if more blood rushes through the area. [2 coins]
2. Christine Jr. - A tiny red convertible. It's powered by pedals like a bicycle, with a steering wheel. For some reason it makes you think of old men in silly hats. [6 coins]



(( OOC: Don't forget to submit your orders for any threads that aren't with the Alchemist or Garfield! The Alchemist and Garfield both have "office hours" now so feel free to reach out to them. The compact functions have also been updated and don't forget activity check!

This week is where the real game begins, so get in your regains and CR while you can. >:3 ))
guffawsungraciously: jasper is LOVING this shit and is prepared to fire off some shadowy bullshit (jaspers can have little a murder)

[personal profile] guffawsungraciously 2022-03-31 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
[Jasper hasn't received any special orders, though he did get one of those super special blind boxes waiting for him in the entrance hall! ...despite his better judgment!

...

He's going to hold it up to his head and shake it a bit to try and hear if there are... any... little rat-sounding sounds in there. Whenever he hears nothing, he goes ahead and opens the box to find... well. Initially, it's just some junk, but once he sees The Orb he pauses.

...and just kind of laughs in perhaps a not particularly heroic way.

Well, because of that, he's feeling pretty good for the rest of the day; he looks positively cheerful as he heads into the storage room to get some goshdarned celebratory candy! And maybe some other snacks, he's definitely giving the little packages an analytical look. He is not humming, necessarily, but he just might. Even though he doesn't have any immediate plans for the thing, he's still feeling good... for a while, anyway.

A little later in the evening, he's hanging out in the library, seriously pondering something! Not his orb, surprisingly, but a pendant. If he catches anyone staring he's going to pocket it in a hurry, but he might not notice right away...]
ghostsguysgyuudon: Emotional smile. (you can't know)

entrance hall

[personal profile] ghostsguysgyuudon 2022-03-31 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
[Mei looks over all her garbage from her own box, but pauses to blink at Jasper.]

Oh, you got something you were happy with?
guffawsungraciously: a fairly smug smirk, but not the smuggest (thinkin about fruit sandwiches)

[personal profile] guffawsungraciously 2022-03-31 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
[okay. He’ll chill a bit. Just a bit.]

Ah, yes, I did. Simply a small trifle from home.
ghostsguysgyuudon: Eyes sparkling as she eats sukiyaki. (beef is life)

[personal profile] ghostsguysgyuudon 2022-03-31 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
That's lucky! If it's already yours, then you don't have to ask anybody else for it!
guffawsungraciously: smug, but goth now. (i'm evil now.)

[personal profile] guffawsungraciously 2022-03-31 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, I would say so. If only we could all be so lucky—but I suppose I will settle for being satisfied with this.
ghostsguysgyuudon: Smiling and surrounded by a glow. (all's well that ends some way)

[personal profile] ghostsguysgyuudon 2022-03-31 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
What is it exactly? Another decoration?
guffawsungraciously: kind of a smile! it's probably about something horrible, but maybe it isn't. (i'm taking a ride with my best friend)

[personal profile] guffawsungraciously 2022-04-01 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, no, it is far more useful than that. It is a magical artifact, though I do not know quite how useful it will be here.
ghostsguysgyuudon: Holding hands and looking to the side assuringly. (doki doki you)

[personal profile] ghostsguysgyuudon 2022-04-01 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
A real magical artifact? What kinds of things do you use it for?
guffawsungraciously: the sort of look that you expect someone to wear while setting up a huge asshole move in a multiplayer game (and i'm having such a good time right no)

[personal profile] guffawsungraciously 2022-04-01 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
Now, it would not do to reveal all my secrets, would it?
ghostsguysgyuudon: Nervous smile. (haha yeah sure)

[personal profile] ghostsguysgyuudon 2022-04-01 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
I guess not. Sorry, I just thought that was what we were doing. I mean, with what happened after he handed the envelopes out, and Finn-san told me I should stop hiding the time travel thing last week.
guffawsungraciously: the sort of look that comes with watching something unbelievably stupid actually succeed, to your detriment (are you jangling my chain.)

[personal profile] guffawsungraciously 2022-04-01 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[...he was going to say something but-]

...the what.
ghostsguysgyuudon: Touching her face in confusion. (that post-event hangover)

[personal profile] ghostsguysgyuudon 2022-04-02 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Mei gulps and wrings her hands.] I told him people would think it was weird. That's why I didn't say anything.
guffawsungraciously: he's smugly brushing his bangs out of his face. (THIS WORLD IS IMPERFECT)

[personal profile] guffawsungraciously 2022-04-02 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
...

Well, I suppose it is not all that strange given everything else going on. It is just a bit much to have dropped on you casually.
ghostsguysgyuudon: Staring in confusion. (wait slow down)

[personal profile] ghostsguysgyuudon 2022-04-02 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry! I didn't really know how else to bring it up. [She picks at a loose string on her kimono sleeve.] The truth is, I know I dress like I'm from a long time ago, but I'm actually from around the kind of time Olive-san or Stella-san would know. Somebody sent me to the past, just like the Alchemist took us all and brought us here.
guffawsungraciously: again, the aggressive side-eye (the aggressive side-eye)

[personal profile] guffawsungraciously 2022-04-03 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
...ah. Honestly, I would not have assumed anything particularly strange about your attire, temporally. You simply look as though you are from Hotto or the like. Do you know how that happened, or is that a mystery you are attempting to unravel?
ghostsguysgyuudon: Thinking out loud. (can any of us say our refrigerators run)

[personal profile] ghostsguysgyuudon 2022-04-03 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
It wasn't the Alchemist, I know that. It was somebody else, a magician who appeared one day. He said he could send me back after a month, if I still wanted to return to the future.
guffawsungraciously: he's smugly brushing his bangs out of his face. (THIS WORLD IS IMPERFECT)

[personal profile] guffawsungraciously 2022-04-03 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
So it was more of a surprise vacation to the past than a kidnapping, then? That sounds considerably more pleasant than whatever this is.

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squidproquos: (What about your father and family?)

library

[personal profile] squidproquos 2022-03-31 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Oh, he's peeking! Azul is standing at a nearby shelf, and he can't help but to notice when something shiny is in his presence. He's pretending to make himself busy by scanning the titles for something to read. ]
guffawsungraciously: jasper probably playing with his hair but he looks tired and like he's rubbing his forehead (i'm so fucking tired.)

[personal profile] guffawsungraciously 2022-04-01 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, he hasn't noticed yet! So he's still staring and thinking pretty hard.

...

maybe he should. polish it. hm. does he have a cloth, let him check his pockets...]
squidproquos: (Leave it to me.)

[personal profile] squidproquos 2022-04-01 11:05 am (UTC)(link)
[ Azul's utterly curious. But before he does anything else he carefully takes out his transmitter and, while casting a small silence spell around it, tries to stealthily take a "selfie," trying to get a decent picture of Jasper holding the pendant in the corner of the shot while he's distracted. The silence spell was there just to make sure no shutter sound goes off. ]
Edited 2022-04-01 11:11 (UTC)
guffawsungraciously: boy does he love playing with his bangs. (are you there?)

[personal profile] guffawsungraciously 2022-04-01 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[yep okay there's a cloth. now to make sure it's nice and...

...]


...why am I bothering with this.

[He sighs and... looks up to see...

...he doesn't immediately make the connection, but he does notice Azul taking a selfie, so he'll shove his pendant back in his pocket!]


...

You know, that is an idea.

squidproquos: (and be totally Divine.)

[personal profile] squidproquos 2022-04-02 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
Hm? What's that?

[ He looks over casually, feigning innocence while lowering his compact slightly. ]
guffawsungraciously: kind of a smile! it's probably about something horrible, but maybe it isn't. (i'm taking a ride with my best friend)

[personal profile] guffawsungraciously 2022-04-03 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
Making pictures of one's self with this thing. I suppose I should have thought of it.
squidproquos: (and get a kiss of true love.)

[personal profile] squidproquos 2022-04-04 08:56 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, of course. Admittedly, I got the idea from seeing Stella around snapping photos. I thought I'd give it a try.
guffawsungraciously: a smug smirk off to the left. (ufufufufufufu.)

[personal profile] guffawsungraciously 2022-04-04 09:30 am (UTC)(link)
It seem far more convenient than sitting for a portrait, though I do feel as though the fact that you need to hold it limits the sorts of stances you can take.