week 2

[arsholes]

[One week down and (if the Alchemist's promise is to be believed) just three more to go. In the past week royalty has been bullied, explicitly non-Satanic chairs were ordered and you began the pact-bonding process with your new proprietor of mercantile wares, ✨Garfield the Deals Warlock✨.

All in all, a surprisingly good week despite the kidnapping and looming threat of death. We'll see how long that lasts.


Sunday | Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday | Thursday

✨WEEKLY DEALS✨
1. The Cloak of Duplication - An ancient vampiric artifact, when worn it changes your appearance and voice to perfectly mimic another individual of your choosing. (You still have to sell the act, though.) [5 coins] SOLD
2. The Battle Axe of Hatred - A sick as hell electric guitar with an energy that feels like it is powered by the screaming of an ancient and evil lord- or at least once was. It has a signature on the body that simply says "Ron" and looks like it might have been written in blood. [5 coins]
3. The Jable - Put down your keys and stay a while. [2 coins]


✨LEFTOVER STOCK AT 50% MARK-UP✨
1. The Tingler - The whole hand tingles from wearing this ring, as if more blood rushes through the area. [2 coins]
2. Christine Jr. - A tiny red convertible. It's powered by pedals like a bicycle, with a steering wheel. For some reason it makes you think of old men in silly hats. [6 coins]



(( OOC: Don't forget to submit your orders for any threads that aren't with the Alchemist or Garfield! The Alchemist and Garfield both have "office hours" now so feel free to reach out to them. The compact functions have also been updated and don't forget activity check!

This week is where the real game begins, so get in your regains and CR while you can. >:3 ))

Comments

[draconite]

[ She grins and shakes her head. ]

No one, really! What I know is just what I've had to teach myself while travelling. I might be tougher than I look, but that's no reason not to learn how to defend myself. And besides that, it's quite fun to get your blood pumping, isn't it?

[replacementshield]

No wonder it is so brutish.

[ He'll point out because having a particularly engaging spar does not make his comments any less sharp. ]

I'll admit there's value in enjoying a good spar, and that it's to your benefit to learn how to actually fight at all in some way. Though, if you did learn some more technique, you'd be able to take down your opponents far quicker.

[draconite]

Is that an offer to teach me, perhaps?

[ She folds her arms across her chest and gives him a cheeky, challenging sort of grin. ]

Since you're so concerned about my technique and all.

[replacementshield]

[ There's a short pause because she may have just figured him out. ]

I'm not concerned about your technique and I didn't say I'd teach you.

[ .... ]

...I'm just pointing out that it'd be beneficial to practice and establish some proper technique. If I happen to be giving you examples and such as you do, it'll be simply happenstance.

[ Which is like, offering to basically teaching her anyway. ]

[draconite]

[ Her cheeky grin warms into something a little more sincere and she eagerly pumps her fists. ]

Very well, then! I'll be certain not to fall short of your standards! You'll be happy to find that I'm quite a fast learner when I put my mind to it!

[replacementshield]

[ Now that enthusiasm? It's something he can appreciate. ]

Good, I'll look forward to it.