week 2

[arsholes]

[One week down and (if the Alchemist's promise is to be believed) just three more to go. In the past week royalty has been bullied, explicitly non-Satanic chairs were ordered and you began the pact-bonding process with your new proprietor of mercantile wares, ✨Garfield the Deals Warlock✨.

All in all, a surprisingly good week despite the kidnapping and looming threat of death. We'll see how long that lasts.


Sunday | Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday | Thursday

✨WEEKLY DEALS✨
1. The Cloak of Duplication - An ancient vampiric artifact, when worn it changes your appearance and voice to perfectly mimic another individual of your choosing. (You still have to sell the act, though.) [5 coins] SOLD
2. The Battle Axe of Hatred - A sick as hell electric guitar with an energy that feels like it is powered by the screaming of an ancient and evil lord- or at least once was. It has a signature on the body that simply says "Ron" and looks like it might have been written in blood. [5 coins]
3. The Jable - Put down your keys and stay a while. [2 coins]


✨LEFTOVER STOCK AT 50% MARK-UP✨
1. The Tingler - The whole hand tingles from wearing this ring, as if more blood rushes through the area. [2 coins]
2. Christine Jr. - A tiny red convertible. It's powered by pedals like a bicycle, with a steering wheel. For some reason it makes you think of old men in silly hats. [6 coins]



(( OOC: Don't forget to submit your orders for any threads that aren't with the Alchemist or Garfield! The Alchemist and Garfield both have "office hours" now so feel free to reach out to them. The compact functions have also been updated and don't forget activity check!

This week is where the real game begins, so get in your regains and CR while you can. >:3 ))

Comments

[amitiesbind]

[ I'm not going to link an image, it's a picture of fucking Batman. ]

I may hate Batman, but even I know Gotham City would be worse off if there was no one doing his job.

[ghostsguysgyuudon]

...What's that outfit?

[amitiesbind]

His crime-fighting suit. So everyone knows who he is, and so no one else would be caught dead wearing it.

[ghostsguysgyuudon]

Crime... fighting... suit. That's a police uniform? It's a little...

[amitiesbind]

Oh, he's not the police. He works with them... sometimes? It goes back and forth.

[ghostsguysgyuudon]

He does look a little scary. Is that normal where you're from?

[amitiesbind]

He's definitely not the only one. Not even the only one in Gotham.

[cakerights]

It's stylish.

[ghostsguysgyuudon]

Oh, do people wear that where you're from?

[cakerights]

Mmm, some Cookies wear outfits such as these! ... Usually around Halloween, though.

[ghostsguysgyuudon]

Oh, you have Halloween too! It's kind of a recent import where I'm from -- I mean, in the modern world, not. [Gestures to her old-timey clothes.] Um. Right. I didn't realize other worlds would have it, but I guess it is all about candy!

[nomansbosom]

Whoa, your city's got a bat-ninja?

[amitiesbind]

That... does sort of sum him up, yes.

[nomansbosom]

A-a-a-and he's bad?

[But.]

[But he looks SO COOL.]

[amitiesbind]

He's...

[ Olive frowns. ]

There's a difference between me hating him and him being bad, I think. [ she's been thinking about this a lot, given the difference between her and maps ] I don't like how he works, even if he does good things.

[nomansbosom]

So- he's a jerky anti-hero type. Guess that tracks with the spooky look.

as thanks for the kuvira gagtag

[seaweedwrap]

If I saw someone wearing an outfit like that, I'd hate them, too.

i live to serve (gagtags)

[amitiesbind]

Would you believe the outfit is one of the least reasons to dislike him?

[seaweedwrap]

What are the other reasons?

[amitiesbind]

Spends all his time beating up criminals and throwing them into prison without thinking about the consequences. Never takes the time to think about anything other than what's easy when it comes to the idea of justice.

[seaweedwrap]

[lmao Wu just adding another mark to the Kuvira-esque column it's fine dw about it he's not biased]

Sounds like a big jerk.

[twibeast]

...Oh I thought he'd have...

[ ........

He moves his hands up to the sides of his head and flaps them like... wings?? ]?

More bat features...?

[amitiesbind]

No, that's Man-Bat.

[ thx olive well explained ]

[twibeast]

.....What.

[amitiesbind]

Doctor Langstrom accidentally turned himself part-bat and fought Batman, so... people called him Man-Bat. He got better, though.

[ a beat. ]

He's my science teacher, it's really weird to have to explain this.